"When you ran me down screaming and flailing your arms, I thought you might have had something of substance to say… Apparently I was wrong. You’re just an idiot."

"Get on with it before I end up on a similar intellectual plane as you, leaving me with no chance to recover and dooming me to a future of mediocrity and failure."

"How marvelous it must be… To have a mind so devoid of intelligent thought."