Shamir: Do you know the difference between you and me?

Sylvain: You're more beautiful than us?

Edelgard: You are wiser than us.

Claude: You're our teach and we're your students, duh.

Shamir: Wrong answer. I get paid for staying in this fucking academy and you don't.

Since when is babysitting Byleth and their students my- ...oh my gods, that's exactly my job.

Catherine: Do fish feel wet all the time?

Shamir: I'M TRYING TO SLEEP. *a few seconds later* OH MY GODS, DO THEY?

Catherine: I know, right?!