Ladies and Gentlemen, gather round, 10 dollars is all it takes. Step right up, I’ll sign your autographs and take selfies with me.  Come one come all, I floats like a butterfly and stings like when I pee.

Alright guys, we’ll have to go to Plan B.  A hundred and okay. You my friend...or are you my enemy, you are my friend right? You are my ally. You are my associate like my personal assistant. You are my weapon. You are leaving. What did you think?

Joey, I gotta ask you something, I heard that the Raptors has to face reality, what’s happening these players is serious. They’re gonna need new players with talent, guys were skilled but never really thought about a professional career before. Did you have any idea? What If I tried really hard.