Byleth: Sorry I'm late class, I was doing stuff.

Sylvain: I am stuff.

Byleth: ...

[Sylvain got 5 years worth of detention]

Dedue: Attention; Sylvain, I have a question.

Sylvain: Yes?

Dedue: Do you have a purpose in life?

Sylvain: Is Ingrid still wearing clothes?

Dedue: Yes.

Sylvain: Then yes.

Sylvain:
You come here often? ;) Byleth:
Sylvain, this is the classroom. I’m your fucking teacher.

Lysithea: What are you, five?

Sylvain: Yeah, five feet taller than you!

Lysithea:

Sylvain: Please don't hurt me.