So, I was like, talking to Milly the other day, and she was saying that I should stop eating my deodorant, but I was like 'but, I want fresh breath', and she was all like, 'then use mouthwash, like a normal human being', but I was like 'mouthwash has alcohol, and alcohol has calories', but she didn't seem to understand that I'm trying to watch my weight. Like, how inconsiderate can you be?