Byleth: Do you think Dimitri is hot? 

Jeralt: Um, I can't answer that due to the fact that I'm forty.

Jeralt: Imagine if someone handed a box full of all the items you've lost throughout your life. 

Claude: It's nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Edelgard: Oh, wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Dimitri: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years!

Flayn: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Jeralt: Kids, could you lighten up a little?

Jeralt: I am the Blade Breaker, breaker of blades

Alois: Enemies of the Church quivers before him!

Jeralt: Fuck off!

A teacher? A teacher? Honey, prostitutes make twice that money.

Byleth: Look dad, it's the Church of Seiros.

Jeralt: Don't look at them, Byleth, I don't want you to be influenced by... BYLETH NO!

Byleth: It is too late, father. I am Sothis now.