NEXTWAVE: Agents of H.A.T.E. FanDub
leczorn for FORBUSH-MAN
Irving Forbush was originally the office gofer at Marble Comics, and lived in a house with his shrewish maiden aunt, Auntie Mayhem who was indirectly responsible for her nephew becoming a superhero (in a fit of pique, she slams the fabled cooking pot over Irving's head, inadvertently providing him with the disguise he'd been looking for).[citation needed]
Forbush Man went on to triumph over a number of super-powered adversaries. All of his victories were purely accidental; lacking superhuman powers, dumb luck necessarily played a major role in all of his adventures
When the sun stopped in 1999, it was me who reignited it, sending the first wave of new photons faster than light so that no one noticed. I kicked an asteroid into a path that took it behind the moon instead of htting earth. When the beast of Botswana emerged from lake Ngami, I was there. When the special lehion of machine avengers excutived encroached form earth 999, I was there. I am the greatest man this planet has ever known. I am the greatest power in human history. And no one knows my name. I met Charles Xavier once. He laughed at my hat. I will jon your group. Because the people should know my name. and because no one, ever again, should laugh at my hat.
You laughed at my hat. My. Hat, You will die slowly for that.
Behold the naked omnisteller mind o fthe ultimate human. Experience life in Forbush-Vision. BEHOLD.
