*clears throat* Yes, yes. Sorry about the mess. You see, we summoned you four heroes to save us from a relentless horde of demons. King Melromarc’s fifth cousin twice removed was eaten alive by a particularly nasty demon just the other day. The King won’t take this lying down. He’ll take it sitting up from a comfortable chair in the throne room while barking orders to lower peasants.

Aaaooowwwuuuhhh! *angelic chant of light praising the shield heros return*