Rising Of The Shield Hero Abridged
SuperSonicBlur for Aultcray
I love this character. He's your typical privelaged lordly king, but some of the interactions he has are just LOL. He likes to mess with people. A few of his lines sound like an oblivion guard.
Well heck if I know what country we summoned you from. Disappointments aside, greetings heroes! I am King Aultcray Melromarc the XXXII, Ruler of Melromarc and slayer of virginity, but don’t tell my wife that.
Squire! Clean my royal face and feed me peanuts while I raise the taxes and persecute the non believers.
Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I’m confiscating your stolen memes. Now pay the court a fine or PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD.
xD The clapping on the peanuts line. Chop chop filthy peasant squire!
I tried so hard to record a version of that line without clapping but my body just couldn't do it