Pesterquest Fandub (Homestuck)
hahaloki for Rose Lalonde
Volume 2: Rose-centric
"Rose's personality can be described as one of stoic intelligence. There's no denying that she's one of the smartest characters, and she isn't reluctant to show it through inventive use of her extensive vocabulary. She can seem snarky and even hurtful at times due to her constant sarcastic tone, and is fairly reclusive, rarely initiating conversation unless it is important. She conceals her true feelings rather well." -Homestuck wiki
I imagine her having a relatively steady tone while speaking (but not monotone!) and full of composure.
If you think something else would sound better for Rose feel free to try it out! I'm open to other interpretations.
"Your predilections toward mailman mimicry weren't all that John told me about. He also said that you had...certain powers. Powers of teleportation and time travel. I told him that he must be mistaken, since it's a well-known and accepted fact that magic, although a popular and highly engaging subject of fiction, is fake as hell.
(talking about alcohol) "I've often wondered what, exactly, the merits of consuming this are. It tastes, quite literally, like burning." (takes a sip) "Bluh! That's terrible!"
i apologize for the background static! i had to record this in a rush, i can always redo it if you’d like!