[shocked] “What’s wrong with my beautiful face? People have told me I’m cuter than a hundred chihuahuas combined.”

[angry] “Maybe it’s new to your dumb ass, but it bores me to tears. Answering the same questions, over and over! Just make up whatever answer you want, I don’t give a shit! The truth’s fuckin’ lame, anyway.”

[nonchalant] “You’re saying I don’t compare to some lowly beast that can only kill the weak, right? So I’m hopelessly attractive? Hopelessly brilliant? Hopelessly athletic? Hopelessly the perfect ultimate human?”