"I'm sorry, I'm a little confused by your comment. What I seem to be hearing is that the difference between superheroes and supervillains is that the former only knock out electrical grids by accident.  Let’s be honest, if Captain Do-Gooder or whoever’s the next big thing gave the City timetables as detailed as the Silver Swarm have, I’d be a little less afraid of being crushed by falling rubble in my sleep.”

“One, I think you mean Mussolini.  Two, actually he didn’t.  And three, can I invoke Godwin’s Law to close the Q and A session?  No?  Well somebody a little better-informed next, please.”

(frightened)

“I’m not expecting any money, okay?  Just, please, tell your people it wasn’t my fault.  It’s not like ‘Mr. Gray’ or whatever gave me a number to call if something went wrong, and if I’d tried to stop them it would’ve made a scene and I didn’t think you guys would want that.  You do believe me, don’t you?”