Lysithea: Love is dead and never existed.

Lysithea: You are the definition of dread.

Byleth: Is everything alright, Lysithea?

Lysithea: Someone stole my fucking cookie.

Lysithea: You're giving me a sticker?

Hanneman: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow".

Lysithea: I'm not a preschooler, Professor Hanneman.

Hanneman: Fine, I'll take it back.

Lysithea: I earned this, back off.

Lorenz: Short girls have no feeling.

Lysithea: This is false, we have undying hatred and rage against tall people.

Claude: Isn't it past your bedtime?

Lysithea: Isn't time you died?