Jeritza: My job here is done.

Byleth: But you didn't do anything.

I was 16 when I first experimented with eyeliner. My step grandfather caught me and then made me use a chainsaw for the rest of the afternoon in an attempt to man the queer outta me.

I'm still queer, but now I could build you the gayest log cabin you ever did see.

Dating tip: Hold the door open for your date. Rip the door off it's hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.