[Sheepishly] "I had alot of meat to cook so I, er...I used my flame thrower.."

[Seriously, Sternly, inspiring] "Listen!! What's our job? We protect this household. We protect the young master. Isn't that right? So we can't afford to be rash, right now. Think back to when they took us in. Back then we...couldn't do anything but kill. Well, what about now? Why would that super human who could do anything on his own, persistently teach so many things to such incompetent and slow learners? Wasn't it so, in case something happened to him, we'd be able to protect the young master and the manor!?"