"Earlier today the city was attacked by a juvenile Class C stone golem. Destruction was caused on 5th and 8th streets, causing several injuries but none severe. Fortunately, there were no casualties."

"Our local team of monster hunters made up of Oliver Lethicru [Leh-thih-croo], Ilu [Ee-loo] Zooks, Xylia [Zai-Lee-Ah] Thornswallow, Acel Beaulieu [Boh-Loo], Sinead [Sin-Ahd] Hoffranger, and Tulula Reekah were the first to arrive on the scene and subdued the beast before further damage was inflicted."