FIRE EMBLEM THREE HOUSES INCORRECT QUOTES [EPISODE ONE]
CytoRose for Claude
Dimitri: I will kill you!
Edelgard: Not if I kill you first!
Claude: You two really do live up to the quote "You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain", don't you?
I cannot stand the thought of coincidence. Only fools hope for luck, for a good blind chance. If you are not the one pulling the strings, how dare you call yourself powerful? Pathetic. [Change in tone] If I just yeet it hard enough, will the arrow split in half mid air and hit two targets?
Claude: I have all the qualities a noble leader needs!
Lorenz, with sarcasm: Really? What qualities?
Claude: Loneliness and disillusionment with life.
Claude: I made tea!
Edelgard: I don't want tea.
Claude: I didn't make tea for you, this is my tea.
Edelgard: Then why are you telling me?
Claude: It's a conversation starter.
Edelgard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Claude: Oh, it is? We're conversating. Checkmate.
Claude:
Teach, teach, you wanna hear a pun? Byleth:
Sure. Claude:
Why did our teacher wear sunglasses? Because his students are so brig- Byleth:
Because I’m cool.Byleth: Well, I warned you.
Claude: You did.
Byleth: But did you listen?
Claude: No.
Are you listening now?
Claude: No.
Byleth: How do we usually get out of these kind of messes?
Claude: We don't. We create a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.
Claude *gasp*: you choose me as godfather of your first son?Byleth: of course, you are our dear friend, Claude =)Dimitri: yes (and because we know you, and so we knew that you wanted to be)Byleth *puts the baby in Claude's arms*: here my little one, it's your uncle Claude.Baby: *smiles*Claude: ...Claude: I know my godson since 10 minutes.Claude: But if something happens to him...as king of Almyra I will start a war!Open...the country. Stop...having it...be closed.
MrAlbein: https://www.castingcall.club/m/MrAlbein Waifu: https://www.castingcall.club/m/TheWaifuWar
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