You know I heard that girl wasn't actually that nice. (beat) I'm sorry, I didn't hear that, I was trying to be a supportive friend but I can't lie about someone like that! Did you know she became a doctor at a free clinic for economically disadvantaged children? She put herself through medical school with her modeling career!

Malika, how could you? The children are our future! Unless we steal it from them first…

I'm not a doctor. In fact, I really suggest that people don't take any advice from me, medical or otherwise