She insisted on giving me a tour of the building. I thought it was nice at first, but then she referred to me as a ‘fine specimen’ two times while showing me the gym, which I think is a weird way to call someone attractive but I’m like, she seems nice enough just stick it out. And then we get to the roof and she says, ‘hey, let’s get in the hottub!’ and I think she’s joking so I’m like, ‘really?’ and she says yeah and starts taking off her shirt, so she’s serious, and I just awkwardly yell out, ‘no thank you!’ and run off and I gotta say I’m surprised she didn’t follow me. Stripping in front of me and she doesn’t even know my last name, who does that? Who does that??

You know the Mahlwell Opera House? So it was closed. But I was peering through the window because the building was such a stunning piece of 18th century neoclassical architecture, and I wanted a tour. Well, turns out the owner was there in the town square helping his wife set up her craft booth, he saw me, and we struck up a conversation about the building’s history and he ended up giving me a tour!

Truth is, I only stuck around St. Augustine because my dad didn’t really have anyone else. But I’m ready to find my own place in the world, and Chipawae has a lot of pros. *Pause* But I’m just - exploring my options now.