Sans!!! Have you found a human yet!??!

Oh no!!! By process of elimination, that means it's a human!!! Ahem!! Human!! Prepare yourself!! For high jinks! For low jinks! Dangers! Puzzling Capers! Japers! Being captured!! And other sorts of fun activities. Refreshments will be provided... If you dare! Nyeh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!!!

Human! This is your final and most dangerous challenge! Behold! The gauntlet of deadly terror! When I say the word, it will fully activate!!! Cannons will fire! Spikes will swing! Blades will slice! Each part will swing violently up and down! Only the tiniest chance of victory will remain!!! Are you ready!? Because! I! Am! About! To do it!