Bum Simulator

drunkard romaine for Hotdog Man

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Hotdog Man
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Josh Putnam

A middle-aged man dressed up like a hotdog.  Angry at his lack of success. Paranoid and nerdy. Sees conspirations against him everywhere.

  • If you find hotdogs so funny then at least buy one! Wait... You're not laughing... You're not one of them!

  • Look at those rich, pretentious bastards. They are roasting under the sun while I'm stuck here... Roasting buns and wienies for their pleasure... Roasting inside this ridiculous costume...

  • Shh! Hear that? They laugh again. Know why? Do you? Because I know... and I can promise you that soon I will be the one laughing.

drunkard romaine
Bum Simulator
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