*Depressed/sorry to inform 

Fellow citizens of moon f-7. This is your president, Lanford Burnham, I am terribly sorry to inform you all that our home is under attack by an unknown enemy. A high energy laser beam has been spotted on a collision course with Moon F-7. The laser will immediately vaporize our moon upon impact. It’s estimated time of arrival is 10pm tonight.

For your safety I am advising all citizens to evacuate Moon F-7 by 8pm... Thank you, and goodbye.”