(Calmly, in a friendly tone) "I'm Yasuhiro Hagakure—Hiro for short! Take it easy, yeah? I know I will!"

(still a somewhat relaxed and lazy tone) "Hey, come on, guys. Let's just stop talking about all this...you know, negative stuff... Man, if I got stressed every time something like this happened, I'd have ectoplasm shooting out my mouth! Good things come to those who wait, right? So we just gotta chill and everything'll work itself out!"

(Frightened, shouting) "I-It's a ghost! Buddha and sweet baby Jesus, save me!"