The Men and the Women of this vault are fighting over something stupid. I don't know. I try not to get involved.

Had to get away from the rest of those jokers. Figured I'd drink myself to death in this part of the Vault. For the most part, they don't bother coming up here. Except for a few minutes ago.

You see, the food supply and water supply are almost used up and no one can leave. Might as well go out with a smile on my face.