Order of the Stick Comic Dub
Moses G Morrison for "Kaboom" Redaxe
One of two assassins sent to kill the King of Nowhere. He's sleazy, misogynistic and is incredibly degrading towards women.
(with increasing energy and DoneTM) Jump into the shadows, will ye? You dinnae notice a flaw in yer plan? A crucial fund'mental flaw? Thar's no shadows! It's a friggin' stick figure comic, ye moron!
STOP! (then in an undertone, pinching currently-female Roy's butt) I'll be in Room 608 later tonight, Sweetcheeks. Bring one o' yer girlfriends. I'll make it worth yer while.
C'mon in, girls, though we're gonna have ta make this quick. Time ta get me some booty. **Roy, Haley and V break down the door, weapons drawn** (panicking) Did I say "get me some booty"? I meant ta say, "respect yer thoughts an' opinions as fellow humanoids".
**battle noises, any other lines from the comic or anything you think would fit**