The Parable Project: A Narrative RPG
vladj214 for Miko / Neugok'heud
{Minor, Single Chapter} A member of the proud Salamander race known for their tendency to take over small populations and pronouncing themselves the rulers since generally only dragons can stand up to them. Miko is... a black sheep. He only grew to about 4 feet tall and decided to pursue magic instead of tyranny. However, he was left to impress his extended family, so he created the false figure of Neugok'heud (A name absolutely no one can pronounce.) using illusion magic and tricked an entire population he had been ruling over them for years, when in reality has been keeping them fed and protected from the neighboring monsters since he arrived. He's a flustered bookworm at heart, but uses quotes from his books to give Neugok'heud power.
{Powerful Fake Voice} "FOOLISH MORTAL. YOU DARE ENTER THE TOWER OF NEUGOK'HE-*Cough, cough, cough* EXCUSE ME, THE GREAT POWERFUL ONE HAS A COLD..."
"IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO RESI- {Regular voice} Hey, leave me alone! {Fake Voice} UH... IGNORE MY BOOKKEEPER, HE IS MERELY... FILING MY... {Regular Voice} Taxes... Ugh, whatever, you win. Just get this little girl off me."
"Well hey, you try living with a father who spends his days sleeping on a cavern of gold. There's expectations you need to live up to. At least I was good to them... Even if they thought I was eating their children."