Tessa is a girl of “ferocious joy”, who likes to smile and bare her teeth. She’s a high energy, in-your-face sort of girl, that likes to pinch your bottom, jump on you unexpectedly, hug-pick-you-up, and actually bite you. She’s exhausting. But she’s also really really sweet, loyal and protective, and she’ll let you know it. She might like to be a pest, but if someone is bothering you, they’d better watch out. Tessa is always ready for a scrap, isn’t afraid to tie her hair back and get things done. When she crashes, she crashes hard. She sleeps way beyond normal amounts, and wakes up with major bed-head and drooly face, Anna-style from Frozen. She likes to sprawl out and use you as a pillow, and she’ll dig her claws in to keep you there if you try to slip away. In amongst all that manic energy is a crazy-happy and curious woman, who looks at the world with wide wondrous eyes. She wants you to take her places and show her things, and she hangs on your words and stories with awe and delight. She makes you feel like a million bucks, and there’s no problem or sad-story that won’t result in her cradling your head to her breasts and just sort of letting you breathe and figure it all out. She also loves dog puns WAY too much. Like all the time. When she’s sick, she’s sick as a dog. When she’s tired, she’s dog tired. When she’s hanging out with friends, it’s what’s up dog. She still likes hot dogs though. And junk food. Even when it gives her a tummy ache. And just so it’s said, she’s a very noisy lover who wants it doggy style (naturally). She enjoys smearing peanut butter on various parts of your body, and wouldn’t mind if you tied her up with a leash and just sort of had your way. Tessa is all fire, fun, fangs and fecundity.