Valerie's rest audio series (Recasting Narrator)
mwestphal6 for Reluctant Policeman
The reluctant policeman appears in episode 3
The reluctant policeman transferred to Valerie's rest looking for a calm simple easy life in a town where not all that much really happens, is usually more annoyed and tired than helpful whenever somebody actually asks him to help with something, usually trying to find some way to send the person off to handle it themselves, he probably never wanted to be a policeman in the first place
Essentially everything he has to do or say is a pain in the ass for this guy and he'd really rather be doing absolutely anything else, unenthusiastic about his job but not rude
While the role is originally written as a man and will show some bias toward male auditions as the script is already written as such, women can still apply and could get the part if they perform the role well enough
(Explaining) There have been a couple odd practical jokes and stuff about town attributed to one "Devious Baxter", seems to like leaving a calling card of sorts
(Disinterested) I've never had any luck solving the stupid riddles he leaves behind but I don't mind if you take a crack at it
(Emotionally neutral but formal police like voice) Be that as it may it's been to short a time to file a missing person report... Besides I'm sure there's some other reasonable explanation for it, good day madam (short pause like someone else said something) (Repeating in a more firm and stern tone) Good day madam.
