Memoirs of the Abyss | Follower & Quest Mod for TESV: Skyrim (Round Two)
ClayThompsonVA for Man Who Is Seeking A Large Chicken
The Man Who Is Seeking A Large Chicken is a minor character in Memoirs of the Abyss, appearing as a World Encounter. He insists that travelers he meets on the road seek out his 'large chicken, who has grown to enormous size'. He doesn't appear as if he's lost his marbles, but something is obviously off about him. Though this character is intended to be male, female applicants are welcome - the character will be adjusted as necessary if a good female voice is submitted and selected.
"Traveler, you look the sort to be in the business of wanton slaughter for the odd shiny coin. Tell me - might I ask you to go into the woods and find my dearest chicken? He has grown to enormous size."
(The man is making a request in a tone that suggests his words are completely normal.)
"Well, now. I'm not one to judge a mercenary by his helmet, but I would've thought you'd know what a chicken looks like, of all things. Never the matter - you see, a chicken is a ferocious avian beast with innard-raking talons and the all-consuming hunger of a particularly blind, idiot Daedra..."
(The man is, for whatever reason, explaining his vision of what a chicken is. He is not being sarcastic and is completely serious in his delivery. He is interrupted by a speaking traveler towards the end of this line, and trails off.)
"You can certainly try. In such a case, might I recommend purchasing one of my fantastical Scrolls of Immediate Vicinity Removal? Perhaps two, if you know you're a glutton for punishment and might go back for a round two!"
(This line is delivered with a sinister, almost half-threatening tone. He's now attempting to sell the traveler bizarre, unique magical scrolls to help keep them alive if they attempt to carry out his task in a manner besides the one he has suggested to them.)
