There's a city named Gotham, [7]

Where all the citizens will yell, [8]

'They need the Batman!' [5]

Every evening while they sleep, [7]

I concoct a brand new scheme, [7]

To take down Batman! (Batman...) [5,2]

When I’m killing, or kidnapping, [8]

Or brainwashing a Robin, [7]

There's no hiding from the man dressed as a bat! [11]

I can send all of my goons [7]

But he always knocks them out... [7]

The only real solutions [7]

absolutely menticide! [7]

“Batman!”

Hey, speak of the devil!

I’ve been portrayed by many men [8]

and even have my own named curse [8]

because I’ve killed Heath! (Ledger!) [5,2]

Now it’s true I’ve lost my mind, [7]

But no one really quite knows why, [7]

But it was Batman! (BATMAN!) [5,2]

The Riddler, Two-Face, Penguin [7]

I hate working with those guys. [7]

Catwoman and the others quickly fade... [10]

And the Joker will just laugh, [7]

Bane breaks Batman’s back in half, [7]

As Mr. Freeze and Miss Ivy go do their deeds! [10]

Now Scarecrow has an airborne toxin- [11]

His victims all face extreme fears. [8]

And he got it from Ra’s [6]

Who thinks that he’s God! [5]

He has gas... I have laughs! [3,3]

Now Batman has an old butler, [8]

A man whom I think I’ll kill next, [8]

And Jason’s head is bashed! (and his body’s in bits...) [6,6]

He is not... coming back! I killed him... [3,3,3]

If you'd like a reason why [6]

All of Gotham needs to die, [7]

You will not find one! [5]

Well Batman, the joke’s on you... [7]

You won’t stop me, so you’ll have to [4,4]

Murder the Joker! [5]

I was once inside of Arkham, [8]

Where I met a lovely girl, [7]

Whom had fallen in love with me, [8]

Harley Quinn... (PUDDIN’!) [3,2]

And if I see just one more bat, [8]

I’ll blow up Gotham just like that! [8]

Like that planet, oh what’s its name, old dead Krypton! [12]

I’ve had multiple incarnations, / no two of them are the same, [9,7]

The most notable of them was, / a Skywalker! [8,4]

There has been a sociopath, / a clown, a toy, and a psychopath! [8,8]

Don’t forget, the mad hobo! [7]

The Fighter, The Mimic, The Cartoon, [9]

The Forgotten and Politician! [9]

Anarchist and Gangster! / I deny, the new kid! [6,6]

Many think, that there’s four! [6]

But there are many more!!! [6]

I was... a mysterious and well known villain, [2, 10]

Just causing humoured terror [7]

I was… not supposed to have a backstory, [2, 9]

And that’s when Fox Network... did something dumb! [6,4]

Something dumb! [3]

They brought in a teenager! [7]

Had him kill his own mother! [7]

He’s not the Joker! [5]

I lie ‘bout my background! [7]

In a popular AU [7]

I’m Bruce Wayne’s mother! [5]

May your loved ones all be stolen, [8]

Your stability be lost! [7]

May your James Gordon be full of bullet holes! [11]

And the first fool that I hear [7]

Who calls for Batman [5]

Gets their life torn tragically--! [7]

By me, Your Dark Clown Prince of Crime, the Joker  [2,6,3]

A very Joker-y laugh!

A terrible Batman-related joke, or jab at the Batman