~CLOSED~ Singer/Joker Impressionist needed! [Solo Parody Song]
thedarkfrostelf for Joker/Singer
Joker impression not required, but singing is necessary!
There's a city named Gotham, [7]
Where all the citizens will yell, [8]
'They need the Batman!' [5]
Every evening while they sleep, [7]
I concoct a brand new scheme, [7]
To take down Batman! (Batman...) [5,2]
When I’m killing, or kidnapping, [8]
Or brainwashing a Robin, [7]
There's no hiding from the man dressed as a bat! [11]
I can send all of my goons [7]
But he always knocks them out... [7]
The only real solutions [7]
absolutely menticide! [7]
“Batman!”
Hey, speak of the devil!
I’ve been portrayed by many men [8]
and even have my own named curse [8]
because I’ve killed Heath! (Ledger!) [5,2]
Now it’s true I’ve lost my mind, [7]
But no one really quite knows why, [7]
But it was Batman! (BATMAN!) [5,2]
The Riddler, Two-Face, Penguin [7]
I hate working with those guys. [7]
Catwoman and the others quickly fade... [10]
And the Joker will just laugh, [7]
Bane breaks Batman’s back in half, [7]
As Mr. Freeze and Miss Ivy go do their deeds! [10]
Now Scarecrow has an airborne toxin- [11]
His victims all face extreme fears. [8]
And he got it from Ra’s [6]
Who thinks that he’s God! [5]
He has gas... I have laughs! [3,3]
Now Batman has an old butler, [8]
A man whom I think I’ll kill next, [8]
And Jason’s head is bashed! (and his body’s in bits...) [6,6]
He is not... coming back! I killed him... [3,3,3]
If you'd like a reason why [6]
All of Gotham needs to die, [7]
You will not find one! [5]
Well Batman, the joke’s on you... [7]
You won’t stop me, so you’ll have to [4,4]
Murder the Joker! [5]
I was once inside of Arkham, [8]
Where I met a lovely girl, [7]
Whom had fallen in love with me, [8]
Harley Quinn... (PUDDIN’!) [3,2]
And if I see just one more bat, [8]
I’ll blow up Gotham just like that! [8]
Like that planet, oh what’s its name, old dead Krypton! [12]
I’ve had multiple incarnations, / no two of them are the same, [9,7]
The most notable of them was, / a Skywalker! [8,4]
There has been a sociopath, / a clown, a toy, and a psychopath! [8,8]
Don’t forget, the mad hobo! [7]
The Fighter, The Mimic, The Cartoon, [9]
The Forgotten and Politician! [9]
Anarchist and Gangster! / I deny, the new kid! [6,6]
Many think, that there’s four! [6]
But there are many more!!! [6]
I was... a mysterious and well known villain, [2, 10]
Just causing humoured terror [7]
I was… not supposed to have a backstory, [2, 9]
And that’s when Fox Network... did something dumb! [6,4]
Something dumb! [3]
They brought in a teenager! [7]
Had him kill his own mother! [7]
He’s not the Joker! [5]
I lie ‘bout my background! [7]
In a popular AU [7]
I’m Bruce Wayne’s mother! [5]
May your loved ones all be stolen, [8]
Your stability be lost! [7]
May your James Gordon be full of bullet holes! [11]
And the first fool that I hear [7]
Who calls for Batman [5]
Gets their life torn tragically--! [7]
By me, Your Dark Clown Prince of Crime, the Joker [2,6,3]
A very Joker-y laugh!
A terrible Batman-related joke, or jab at the Batman
Apologies if i miss said a few lines
That's alright! Don't forget to forward your audition file to the email in the description of the project too, to the real director of the project.. :)