(*kindly informing*) Right about now, you’re probably wondering who I am. Allow me to elucidate ya! The name is Robert/Ruth E. O. Speedwagon! I had a hunch Jonathan’s/Jocelyn’s run of trouble might not be done, so I followed him/her back home. I like you, Jonathan/Jocelyn, so I’m gonna offer up this little tidbit pro bono: living in the gutter, you learn to spot lowlifes pretty quick if you want to see tomorrow. 

(*shocked*) Uncanny! With crossing his arms, he can mount an attack while still keeping his guard up for protection! That incredible strategy!

(*protective, but raising voice in a worried manner*) Mr./Ms. Zeppeli, you said your arm needed to be thawed, aye? Is my heart warm enough to thaw it for you? In a place called the Arctic, I’ve heard people covering themselves in seal carcasses to help fight their frostbite!