Let's Read HOMESTUCK - Alternia Trolls Section
AlejandroGarces for Eridan Ampora
Eridan Ampora is one of the twelve participants in Homestuck's Alternian Sgrub session; he's 6 sweeps old as of the beginning of Act 5, and is extremely racist towards landdwellers. He's the Prince of Hope, and his land is the Land of Wrath and Angels. He, canonically, speaks with a "weird and wavey sounding accent". You can interpret this however you'd like!
a magic wwand is that so? kar come on noww evveryone fuckin KNOWWS this memos rubbish
fate isnt real. its a lot of FAKE FUCKIN HORSEFEATHERS
noww go and be cleansed by the light of truth, purity, nonfakeness, hope, and abovve all SCIENCE
Good golly, for a hot minute i thought this was OctoPimp
Oh thank you!! I'm honored you think that!!
I love this audition for so many reasons. Do you have a Discord I can contact you at?
Perfect. I lovve it