(these are just excerpts from random articles by the way)

(serious)

 Parasitoid wasps are abundant and diverse hymenopteran insects that lay their eggs into the internal body (endoparasitoid) or on the external surface (ectoparasitoid) of their hosts. To make a more conducive environment for the wasps’ young, both ecto- and endoparasitoids inject venoms into the host to modulate host immunity, metabolism and development.

(On this one, you are welcome to add an effect to make it sound like a fuzzy radio with not much reception if you want.)

(Do whatever you want) 

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