The Hayseed Knight (Chapter 3)
Ishcrux for Bammet
Age: late 20s
Voice: Open to all sorts of interpretations and accents
Hodjabbammet, descendant of Hodjab the great cartographer, would have been part of the upper crust of gazelle society centuries back. Nary a day goes by when he doesn't think about this, even though he is well aware that all he can aspire to in this day and age as a young Barhan lad is a calm, prosperous life serving as the steward of Askedaz's palace in the capital.
Bammet is a clever man, far too clever for his own good in his opinion, though the general consensus is that he falls rather within the category of "smartass" instead. He has found that advanced sarcasm makes a fine letout for his many and abundant resentments against his social position, the new master he serves, and a certain crazy gazelle who claims to be the "queen" of his kind.
(Note: "My Sun" is an in-story equivalent to "Your Grace", dripping with sarcasm and bitterness every single time)
(Will likely be back for future chapters)
(sarcastically) My opinion of you remains *unchanged*, Sir.
(serious/smarmy) I'm afraid I cannot let you do that, my Sun. The orders were, paraphrasing, "make sure no one comes in" and I believe it's strongly implied that I should make sure you remain inside your room while I carry out the task.
(confident/dismissive after being called a eunuch)
I am in no obligation to prove the size of my virility just to entertain your provocations, my Sun.