Schmuckle

So, you want to hear the tale of the almighty Schmuckle, the alpha, and the omega? Well my dear friend, I hope you have tissues, because this one's a real tear jerker! You see, I originally wanted to do those ASMR boyfriend roleplay audios and get that sweet sweet cash money moolah off of lonely women who like to get lost in the romantic fantasy of their crazy stalker ex boyfriend who goes crazy and rips out their carotid artery with their teeth (or whatever freaky stuff they get into), but alas, I am not built for that kind of recording. For you see, I, Schmuckle, am a little baby little baby baby boy and I cannot produce a tough daddy voice. As such, I have no choice but to be nothing but a regular voice actor. A tragedy!