Voice Actors - Satirical & Parody Radio-style Phone-in
Project Overview
Hi! We’re looking for a small number of voice actors for a series of short and satirical radio-style phone-ins.
Synopsis: Gary is the host of a radio talk show where he ad-libs a spoken word scene with a caller using a popular movie character. In this case Gary has decided to do some scenes emulating Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Terminator. You’ll need to do an Austrian/German accent and be able to channel your inner Arnie for the role. Since this is satire your accent certainly doesn’t have to be perfect, it’s all about being funny.
Those auditioning will need to use a decent microphone (think at least Blue Yeti). It should be high quality and clean. If there’s a line you’re not quite sure how to play, record it a few times and we’ll pick the best.
Payment will be handled through Paypal.
Deadlines are important. We’d expect delivery within 5 working days of a finalised script being sent over.
Anyone applying should be comfortable with offensive language and humour. Only 18+ applications.
The Terminator, Austrian/German accent. He’s blunt, robotic and lacks emotion. Somehow the Terminator has found himself in a few roles that don’t really suit his skillset. He features as tech support staff, a guidance counselor and as a carer for the elderly. What can go wrong?
Hello there. You’ve reached Skynet Solutions. If you are calling about your microwave trying to kill you, press 1.
If you wish to crush him may I suggest using a steamroller or perhaps some form of crushing ball.
I’m sorry if you are dissatisfied with my level of service. Unfortunately many of my systems weren’t designed for these trivial and disgusting tasks.
$5 - approx 130 words - Ben: young adult, American. Ben’s having a few internet issues. Luckily the Terminator’s here to solve his tech problems...
I’m talking about the modem! Not me. I’m a human. I don’t turn on and off like that.
What? Why are you asking me this?
$5 - approx 180 words - Millie: high school girl, American. Millie’s got a crush on a boy in her class and doesn’t quite know what to do about it. The Terminator steps in to provide some sound guidance...
He’s a boy in my class...I kind of have a crush on him.
Why would we need to survive a nuclear holocaust? The only thing we need to survive is the SAT exam.
$5 - approx 180 words - Mr Jenkins: Elderly, American. Mr Jenkins is a cranky old war veteran who relies on the Terminator as a carer.
Well you sound more like a glorified can opener.
And you can’t even do that properly judging by the skid marks on my under-wear!
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