3 NEW ROLES ADDED TODAY!
More roles are being introduced, come try out for:
Arizona (Male)
Alaska (Non Binary/Androgynous)
Massachusetts (Male)
I hope to see your audition!
(THIS PROJECT WILL BE VOLUNTEER ONLY AT THE START, DO NOT AUDITION EXPECTING PAYMENT. MORE VA ROLES WILL BE ADDED IN THE FUTURE, I JUST NEED THE CAPTAINS CASTED RIGHT NOW. However, I need artists and animators as top priority. DISCORD IS A NECESSITY.)
The United States of America is a vast land filled with opportunity, and these 50 states are here to battle for it! Or, so they think. Washington D.C. is tired of ruling the land, so they decide to disappear from the State Sandbox. Years later, they come back as a gameshow host, asking their former friends if they want to battle to be the new leader of the country, but do they really have intent to give up power so easily?
Welcome to United Objects, an object show about the 50 States of America, and their wacky host, challenges, and relationships. More will come out later.
Reach out to me on discord if you are interested in a role, and send your audition tape here for it. My discord is mocharuby! I look forward to meeting you all and developing this project I have had in mind for years.
More roles are being introduced, come try out for:
Arizona (Male)
Alaska (Non Binary/Androgynous)
Massachusetts (Male)
I hope to see your audition!
3 More Roles Added Today again! They are:
Virginia (Male)
Florida (Female)
Pennsylvania (Male)
Come and try out!
Rhode Island (Female)
South Carolina (Male)
Tennessee (Male)
Today, we have added these 5 characters for auditioning!
Mississippi (Female)
New Mexico (Female)
North Carolina (Male)
Indiana (Male)
Nevada (Male)
Come try out!
12 NEW ROLES HAVE OPENED UP TODAY!
Texas (Male)
Georgia (Male)
New York (Female)
New Jersey (Female)
Oregon (Female)
Washington (Male)
Iowa (Male)
Kansas (Male)
West Virginia (Female)
Hawaii (Non-Binary/Androgynous)
Michigan (Male)
Ohio (Female)
If you can draw simplistic backgrounds for an object show, you'll be perfect.
*Say something you think would fit*
If you can draw the 50 states and several props for an object show, you'll be perfect.
*Say something you think would fit*
Any type of musical composition is fine, but I will expand on this part in discord.
*Say something you think would fit*
Alaska is roughened, toughened, born and raised by the wilderness, they move with the elegance of a polar bear in a China shop. However, their survival techniques are only rivaled by Mississippi, a true warrior of the game. Alaska's resourcefulness might prove useful for a team that is just barely being held together.
Whaddya mean no guns, the challenge was to shoot each other!
Umm... using that, Nevada? I could take it for our team!
Minnesota listen, no one listens to you because you're barely here. Meanwhile, I lead my team with style and grace. Nevada has a funny face.
Arizona is California's second in command first, and his own human being second. However, if California gets eliminated, pressure might build on him to become his own leader, leading the team. However, he butts heads with Texas due to the latter wanting full control.
California said...
We made a deal Texas, why are you backing out now? You chicken?
I've studied every part of their game. The Insufferables are going down!
Being captain of the Golden Girls, California wants what's hers, and wants what's yours. She thinks that because she is the captain of her own team, that she doesn't have to do anything on her own. Her charm makes her dangerous, and possibly sociopathic.
(A California (BUT NOT A VALLEY ACCENT) accent is preferred, but not required. Mainly looking for an Alto here in terms of voice.)
Ugh, I'm stuck with these bumpkins.
Ah-ah-ah. Texas, what did I say about saying no to orders?
You will ALL pay for this!
Florida is your skater girl. She loves her board to death and if you dare take it away she will summon the wrath of the tempests above to make you give it back. She's pretty chill beyond that.
Where's. MY. BOARD?!
Check this out guys, I just did a kickflip. You try, New Mexico!
Hmm... interesting. I'll go get the VCR from my room.
Georgia is a reasonable man with reasonable ideas. On the surface. There is one thing that chills him to the bone. Fire. Truamatic experiences with fire have made him this way, campfire competition? He's ran for the hills. He even asked a teammate if they could put out a flashlight. But he likes heaters, however ironic that is.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! FIRE!
Wait... so you're telling me? We have to use... THAT?!
So... Utah... why are you... um... that nice?
Hawaii is cool. Not performed cool, not cool to hide a softer inside, just genuinely cool without strings attached. But one. The expectations expected of them are high to say the least. Everyone is expecting them to always be on form, to always hang ten, so to speak. But, it might get to be too much for them, and they wipe out. A true contradiction.
Suh dudes, you could count on me!
Oh, names Hawaii, I surf, it's super cool.
(To themself) I'm gonna wipeout dude... they all think I'm cool... I am but... not what they think...
The leader of the Insufferables, Illinois hates you. She thinks she is doing a service by leading her team. That she's the only one capable of doing so. In truth, she is the weakest link of her team. At least California is physically strong. Can dish it, but can't take it, kind of person. Looking for an Alto. Preferably a Chicago accent to go with it.
First, we are gonna have Indiana- Michigan shut your mouth.
After I was so RUDELY interrupted by Miss Short Fuse over there, I was thinking you synchopants deserved a gift from me for being safe. I regret that decsion.
So you're telling me Indiana should lead this team? Nonsense! What does he do? Be quiet all the time?
Indiana is a no nonsense type of guy. Always quietly calculating the best probability of success, he has the mind of a tactician and the execution of expertly folded clothes. But, sometimes, his team gets in the way of his master plan. Actually no, it's all the time.
You fools! We had the Golden Girls right there!
Six times... carry the three.. yup. About a zero percent chance this goes to plan.
Wait, Ohio said what? I wasn't paying attention.
Iowa is the ace of his team. Tall, athletic, fast, intelligent, and generally coordinated. However, he also knows this, and will not stop reminding his team of this fact. He is equally great and exhausting to have as a teammate.
And what have YOU done, Missouri?!
You guys need me more than I need you.
Now before I pound Nebraska's skull in, give me one good reason to not be the team captain.
Kansas is a true motivator. A true sunflower, which is fitting for his motto. He is always pushing his teammates to do their best, and wants to win, but not in a braggadocious way. He is just nice.
Let's do it to it!
Come on Iowa! You've got this!
Oh, I love you guys! Platonically, that is.
Louisiana just wants everyone to have a good time. Always cooking and cleaning for everyone on the Boot Boys, (it's his team after all), he's not a stringent leader like California, he just vibes. I need specifically a baritone for this role. For voice inspiration look up Ed Orgeron, it doesn't have to be an impression, just vibes similar to that.
Somebody call for Gumbo?
South Carolina, get your head in the game, we can focus on your annoying older brother later!
Look. She's our best shot. Without Mississippi we would be sunk right now, so just behave.
Massachusetts has absolutely no time for you. He has places to be. There is a challenge happening. Your feelings are not said challenge. Move.
He is the quintessential Southie, fast-talking, hard-edged, supremely confident in his own read of every situation. He walks fast, talks fast, makes decisions fast, and has very limited tolerance for anyone who can't keep up. His team is to him, a vehicle. A means of getting further in the game than he could alone, and not a single thing more.
Move it, ya dopes! They're almost to the line.
Fittin' indeed old Oregon. *he boops her*, say, about a crossteam alliance?
Oh, this challenge is a piece a' cake. Make D.C. laugh? Gotta come up with better ideas!
Michigan likes to talk big game. About how he's the best, about how he is solely responsible for the teams success. How he is the leader of candidate for most challenges. But behind that brash persona, lies a deeply broken person, always seeking validation from others. Something he's too confident to admit.
Oh, Ohio. Remember the time I saved you from that bear?
THIS WAS ME. ALL ME. THANK YOU, D.C.!
Illinois is a hack, Indiana is too deep in his own thoughts, and Miss Shortfuse and Miss Banjo are the only ones who can find Delaware.
Being the leader of the MinneSODAs, she hates her team was named after a stupid meme. That's what she thinks of her team. Stupid, but their her stupid teammates. This makes her want to work with other teams more often, so that she doesn't have to deal with her own mess. What that means? It's up to interpretation. Need an Alto for this.
Ooookay. So WV ran off. Great, what a great way to start the day.
Kansas! Are you hurt?! Oh Nevada? Yeah, he can have that sprained knee I don't care.
(mocking) "I wish I could be as cool as Hawaii!" Fine! You want them as captain?! LET THEM!
The wild child of her team, Mississippi is known for being a survivalist ever since she was a little girl. From distilling water to having salmon in her mouth, she is the most resourceful contestant in the game. However, she can be pretty socially unaware. Like. Very. Really would like a Southern Belle type accent here.
Ya'll... I think I've been chasing the same squrriel.
Where we're going, we don't need no maps.
Need my fists to do the talkin? Well, where's the dough? The cash, the- *gets distracted by a squrriel* Yaaaaah!
The captain of the Corn Crusaders can't be a more well prepared person than a former camp counselor. Which is exactly what Nebraska is. However, his penchant for safety leads to slowness in a game which punishes being slow. Need a Tenor who can go low for this role.
Equipment all packed. Crusaders, you ready to take this course down?!
Iowa... I get it, you THINK you're an Ace, but you flaunt way too much! Just... cool down. She didn't do anything wrong.
Well, we have gone and screwed it all up cause you didn't listen to the one person who has experience in this kind of stuff.
Nevada is quite literally almost a psychopath. He wants everyone to play his game. He loves games, he loves them a lot. He even looks up to D.C. for being a great game master. However, his games are a lot more... interesting.
(Almost creepily, almost full Jigsaw) Do you want to play a game?
D.C! Come here. How do I teach this ant to play my game?
What's wrong with a little bit of danger? Ha... hahaha...
New Jersey is an earner. She didn't get ANYTHING in her childhood. She had to work, work, and work harder to even get in the position where she is now. She is using the lessons learned from her rough life to good effect, sometimes this puts her at odds with her teammates. Prefer but not requiring a Jersey accent.
Oh, the callses? Got em when I was ten.
She doesn't get under my skin like she used to but...
Aren't you nasty? You never had to work in a day of your life.
New Mexico is loud. Really loud. She is THE social butterfly. She can talk to anyone and everyone, and it's a coin flip whether she gets a new friend, or a new fist to the face.
Aw... Tenny, don't cry. We just don't vibe with em, and thats okay!
So... the weather in the skybox huh?
Friends! I love Friends! Making them, hanging out with them, watching them punch me in the face, it's all good fun!
New York is the quintessential girl born with a silver spoon. She wants a Barbie House? She gets it. A pony? She gets it. A brand new BMW for her birthday? She gets it. But, if you don't bow to her wishes, she will make sure you regret doing so. Her incessant berating will have you reconsider. She's "empire" after all.
California? What a brute she is.
Oh. WV, does it LOOK like I care about the thing inside your head right now?!
Oh yeah, New Jersey. Where do I even begin with her?
North Carolina is North Carolina. He's into plushies, being silly, and having fun with a high pitched voice for a guy. At least, that's if you don't touch one of his plushies. If you do, well, you're not gonna like the end result. He's always butting heads with the more stereotypically masculine South Carolina. But deep down, he has respect for him.
Wait.. where's Rosie? TELL ME! WHERE IS SHE?!
Soooooo, know who's gonna win Tumblr sexyman of the year? Or is it just me?
(In a very high, singsongy voice) Hey S.C!
Ohio has an anger problem. She lashes out at teammates for making the silliest mistakes. But if you tease her? Especially if you're Michigan? You're in for a world of hurt. However, inside her is a deep yearning for affection from others. She wants to feel appreciated, like she belongs. Maybe someone who could do that is closer to her than she thinks.
MICHIGAN! UGH! I HATE YOU!
No. No. If you duel, you’re going to spend half the fight bragging and the other half crying when you lose.
Shut up, be quiet, and don't tell anyone about this.
Oregon is mean. Really mean. Really self centered. However, she does have a liking for her team so that she can bully them into doing what she wants. However, she does have at least acknowledge when she's wrong. It's rare. But it happens. Don't be afraid to be really irritated in your audition!
YOU are on a ROLL today. Into the Grand Canyon. Fitting.
And thanks to me, I will be naming this team Mighty Oregon! And Friends.
Only because Nebraska is SO ANNOYING, I guess I was not meant to lead. He'll be eliminated soon enough. I bet on it.
Pennsylvania is smart. Very smart. However, due to his teammates dragging him down, he becomes all too caught up in their antics. He is losing herself despite his genius. Unlike Indiana, who rolls with the punches.
I had the greatest plan, and you screwed it all up! And a bottle of Cheese Wiz!
So guys, step 1 is - *gets interrupted*, I guess we are going to plan B.
I've got a Code Cheese. I repeat, a Code Cheese. What do you mean you don't know what that is, I just told you!
Rhode Island is an interesting case. Too short, too weird, too off the grid to fit in with any other team. Yet in the team of misfits she finds her home. However not quickly.
Okay, New Hampshire, wanna join? No? Okay...
Notice the freckles? You should pick me!
I'm the best duelist out of all of us. I have a smaller hotbox. HITBOX. Not, Hotbox.
South Carolina is a strong, yet good hearted man who always tries to do what's right. However, in his quest to be the epitome of masculinity, North Carolina often gets in his way, because North Carolina is everything South Carolina has coded as "incompatible" with strength, and North Carolina is also fine. Doing well. Very well. Beloved by his teammates. And, most of all, capable of producing the calm, decisive, terrifying version of himself whenever South Carolina thinks he has the upper hand.
All's well that ends well, I suppose.
N.C., put those plushies down, we have a challenge to win!
It's not that I hate my older brother... it's just that... he's a bit weird. But not in a bad way, it's just... dunno have to 'splain it.
Tennessee is your shy boy. He doesn't really talk to anyone except for his closest friends, Kentucky and New Mexico. He is super apologetic and paranoid about his team disliking him that he tries to do everything he can, forgetting himself in it.
I'm sorry... I'm sorry... *tearing up* I'm sorry...
How'd you even become friends with me? Little ol' me?
I feel like if I'm just handed a tommy gun I can go nuts... what's that feeling like?
Texas is big not only in his size, but his heart, ego, and will to win. Under California he is the perfect teammate, vocal, enthusiastic, occasionally overbearing, but invested in the group's success. But, if extraneous circumstances occur, he could be sent into a lust for power. But, he's a good teammate. In theory. A Texan accent is preferred but not required.
Oh... Zona, you remember our deal, right?
Go on, git git git! Much better.
Okie, get your head, OUT. THE. CLOUDS!
Virginia is the adult in the room, and he is aware of this, and he carries it with the dignity of a man who has always been the adult in the room and has made his peace with it. He is mature in the way that demands nothing in return. He doesn't expect anyone else to be mature, just to not get in the way. Which is a high bar for most contestants.
(Sighs), I am surrounded by idiots.
So Tenny, what you could do is... wait no. I didn't mean it like that... I meant, you can take my suggestion. You don't have to though.
Do you think Nevada ever stops smiling?
Washington loves nature. Possibly a bit too much. He loves smelling the flowers and roses while his team is trying their butts off at tee-ball, metaphorically speaking. He isn't oblivious, exactly. He knows the game is happening. He just thinks its less important than really sitting with the beauty of the place you're in. His team disagrees.Kinda a lovable doofus character.
Ah... nature. Oregon! Smell the roses!
Wait up!!! I have to finish my flower crown!
So that was the tale of the fairy in the woods. Raise your hands if you liked it. Come on Oregon, I know you did!
West Virginia is unique. Cutesy, cuddly, girl with a dark secret. She has a helper in the game, in her mind. Mothy. A Mothman living inside her head that tells her what to do, and what is most advantageous for her. Is this allowed? DC seems to think so. However, she also loves her team to death, so a conflict of interest arises. Her team, or herself?
Mothy says this is most disappointing. Mothy wants a rematch. MOTHY WANTS BLOOD.
Don't worry. I have an idea. Let me consult my legal team first.
But... Mothy... they're my friends...