Touhou Fantasy Kaleidoscope Abridged
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Just want to make a funny Abridged series with the touhou Characters being even more fucked up with each other!
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Regular Voice: Monotone
Phantom Voice: Mocking
Traits: Apathetic and Arrogant
Traits: Dramatic
...I hate my job.
(Phantom) -dramatic Screaming-
Voice: Husky
Traits: Confident and Calculating
(Tone: Flirty) I do try, Mistress~
It was I Izayoi!
Voice: Rough
Traits: Cantankerous and Edgy
How about you go KYS, you filthy rat!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Rat? I’ll have you know I was born as a great magician, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Historical libraries, and I have over 1,000+ learned Magic spells. I am trained in the elements of the week and I’m the top intelligence in the entire Gensokyo. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in my own library? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of books across this library and your being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The bookstorm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, rat. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my books. Not only am I extensively trained in Magic, but I have Bought an entire arsenal of BDSM and I will use it to its full extent to teach your masochistic ass not to steal from me again, you little rat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” plan was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking bombs. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, rat.
Voice: Cheery
Traits: Eccentric and Daring
Screw You!
Hah! That’s what you get for playing easy mode!
Voice:Smoky
Traits: Cruel and Intelligent
It's Alice time~
You can never excape my Wonderland~
Voice: Taunting
Traits:Foolish and Intelligent
Trick Question! There is in fact! Trains in Gensokyo, but only when that old hag ga-ACK!
You Can kill me all you want but a meme never dies!
Voice: Velvety
Traits: Hedonistic and Grand
(Tone: Over-dramatic) Bwahahaha!
You ate my -yells- Cheesecake!!
Voice: Sweet
Traits: Insane and Cheery
-Insane Laughing-
How am I? Well I'm just swell even though I've been grounded for 495 fucking years!
Voice: Twang
Traits:Gullible and Erratic
Gensokyo has wonderful veiws and Unique people but one thing they don't have is Wifi... I miss my Wifi..
This isn't a spatula! This is a gohei! A gohei!
Voice: Obnoxious
Traits: Offhanded and Sarcastic
Danmaku battles actually mean "Please don't kill me, please forgive me."
This is Gensokyo you imbecile, No one is hetero here!
Voice:modulated
Traits: Sanctimonious and Sly
-Condecending laugh-
-takes a deep breathe- Ah~ Gensokyo,where it smells like bullets and hopelessness~
Voice: Lively
Traits: Charming
Sometimes danmaku is really simple and you just need to take it easy
But othertimes the danmaku is hard and you need to pray to every living RNG God out there.
Voice: honeyed
Traits:Competitive
What do you mean were the Fox news of Gensokyo!? We Support nothing but the truth to these people and Youkai Alike!
There hasn't been an incident? Well time to make one!
Voice: Slurred but lively
Traits: Excitable and Impulsive
Saki everyday, all day!
I don't have a problem you have have a problem! And you know how to solve a problem? Well you drink Saki!
Voice: Passionate
Traits: Deceptive and Perverse
Fu Fu~ Reimu, did you know that sex is alot like your Danmaku matches. You shoot things, there's nice music, you can death bomb at the last second, and I'm always there~
No buses in Gensokyo? Well that be a shame for certain fairy if it that came true~
Voice:refined
Traits: 100% Done
My Lady, For the last time I am sure it's spring. How do I know this, well...There's motherfucking cherry blossoms all over!
-Scream- Chen! Get your Neko ass in here and clean up all these dead rats!
Voice:jubilant
Traits:Childish and Mischievous
Nyahahaha~
Nyaname nyanajyuunyana-do no narabi de nyakunaku inanyaku nyanahan nyanadai nyannyaku nyarabete nyaganyagame!
Voice: Clear, light, and pleasantTraits: Ditzy and Witty
-Maniacal laughter-
...I’m going to eat your soul now….
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