The Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing
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"I've never heard of this particular summer camp, but it was cheap and we were broke."— Billy, The Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing
A Let's Play of Animal Crossing: Wild World by Chewbot, a Darker and Edgier version of the cute little game you know and love.This is the story of eight-year-old Billy and his wondrous adventures at "Camp". Arriving at what seems to be an innocuous summer camp with nothing but the clothes on his back (the driver took off with his things in the trunk), Billy quickly finds himself in an empty house with a dead land line and no way of escape. He's quickly informed that he's in debt for a house he didn't buy and then swindled into working for Tom Nook, a Mafia-like raccoon he suddenly owes money to....But there's more. Something is off about the camp; there are no other kids around except him, and the only company he has are that of animated talking animals. Everyone in the camp seems to be in on some secret, and Billy can't trust any of them. Some of them even disappear suddenly during the night, leaving without a trace. With his world spiraling out of control, Billy takes matters into his own eight-year-old hands and attempts to find out what dark, dirty secretthis cute little place is keeping...And it all goes downhill from there.Can be found here.
Happy reading and sweet dreams.Other Let's Play style stories he's written include Plague and Treachery on the Oregon Trail, which is much Lighter and Softer than this story, for those who might have trouble sleeping tonight.
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Rough and battled harded from his time at the 'Camp' will have a heavy load of lines in this project.
*Will include cursing
I'd never heard of this particular summer camp, but it was cheap and we were broke. The camp sends us their personal cabbie. I toss my suitcase in the trunk and we take off before my mother even gets a chance to wave goodbye.
Like the beginning of all shitty horror stories, it's pouring outside. There's something wrong with the cab driver, some kind of glandular problem.
The camp sends us their personal cabbie. I toss my suitcase in the trunk and we take off before my mother even gets a chance to wave goodbye.Like the beginning of all shitty horror stories, it's pouring outside. There's something wrong with the cab driver, some kind of glandular problem. She tells me the director, Tom Nook, has taken a special interest in setting up my cabin for me. I didn't know it at the time, but that name would be burned into my memory forever. There's a hint of recital in her voice, as though she's made this speech before.
What the FUCK is going on? No toilet, no sink, not even a goddamn chair. I get a cardboard box, a candle with no matches and a boom box that only plays one song. And it fucking skips. I make for the admissions office. Before I even get out the door, Tom Nook's all over me like a cross between a used car salesman, a lawyer and a german shephard, despite being dressed like a raccoon in a goddamn maid's apron.
Office worker, with a southern twang.
Tom Nook has certainly... Been in a giving mood lately, I must say.
... Anyway, I am sure you are anxious to see your home~!
The one who brings poor Billy into the Camp in the first place.
Think grizzled fisherman, yet not to an extreme. Maybe Deep one-sque.
So tell me, Billy... Why are ye setting' sail fer camp?
Do ye have enough to get settled?
I'll just have to make ye work it off, ye scallywag! Yar har har har HAR!
The still partly naive 8-year old billy. Will have some inserted lines while the scenes proceed, finding that everything isn't quite right in summer camp.
*Will include cursing.
(Paranoida setting in at realization.) They're all in on it.
(Voicing while writing an letter in quiet desperation) Dear mom, THIS IS NOT A REAL CAMP!!! I am being forced into labor SEND THE POLICE ASAP! Please mail me some food!
It was me! I did it, leave them alone! LEAVE THEM ALONE!
Time weary guardsman.
Oh! Isn't there some other business that you need to take care of, Billy?
Like your part-time job for example?
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