The Someguy Series Remaster - A Project for Fallout: New Vegas [Round 5]

Project Overview


THE SOMEGUY SERIES REMASTER

A PROJECT FOR FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS

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SYNOPSIS

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The Someguy Series is a series of interactive story addons for Fallout: New Vegas. They have gotten high praise from fans and critics alike for their writing, stories, and gameplay.

One area, however, that has been seen as inconsistent is voice acting. There are characters throughout the series that fall in one or more of these categories:

- Bad acting

- Bad audio quality

- Missing lines

The Someguy Series Remaster project aims to remaster the original audio of several characters and hire new actors to revoice a handful of the original cast.

WHAT IS MY ROLE IN THIS?

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I will be directing all voice actors cast for a role.

WHAT IS YOUR ROLE IN THIS?

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I am looking for various actors who are willing to bring the cast of this project to life. The cast is wide and varied and will need a strong cast of voice actors to deliver the lines.

I am not super picky about microphone quality but would prefer if the mic is around the range of a Blue Yeti.

INSTRUCTIONS

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If you are cast for a role, you will receive a script through CCC DMs or email with recording instructions, deadline, accent specifications, character bios, and line directions. If you want to discuss alternate communication methods, that can be arranged.

I expect lines to be sent back for all characters following the correct organization.

For auditioning, It would be best if you were recording through audio recording software like Audacity or Adobe Audition. You should export and submit your audition as a .MP3 or .WAV audio file with the settings of 44.1 kHz, 16 bits, and mono recording format.

I will open more roles over time. If you are not cast for a role, don't be discouraged from auditioning for another, as more roles will be posted over time. If you're already cast for a role and want to audition for another one - you can do so.

MORE VIDEOS SHOWCASING THE MOD 
[CREDITS TO KETAKRUZ]
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FAQ
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  • Where will this mod be released?
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    It will be released on Nexus Mods, specifically the section for Fallout: New Vegas.




  • When will this mod be released?
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    TBD.




  • What Audience will this mod be for?
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    A subsection of gamers known as modders. Modders are gamers who partake in enhancing a particular game with new, independent content known as mods. Some games with popular and well-known modding communities are Skyrim, Fallout 4, Sims, and Arma 2 & 3.




  • How will payment be handled?
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    Payments will either be sent on the very day you're cast or after you've sent in your lines - It all depends on you. I would strongly prefer using Paypal as a means of transaction, but if otherwise, we can discuss alternative methods of payment.




  • What is the eligible age for auditioning?
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    You *have* to be 18 or older to be eligible for being cast for a role. If you're below that age, you're not eligible.





  • Deadline for Auditioning?
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    1-2 months. However, there is always the possibility for the deadline to be pushed. There is also the possibility of separate casting calls for this project categorized in "rounds" (Round 1, round 2, round 3, etc.).




  • NOTE: NOT ALL LINES FOR THE AUDITIONS OF REPRESENTATIVE OF THEIR FINAL SCRIPTS.

    Thank you for your time. I hope to work with you!
    - Dantefettman

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  • Deadline is up! Official cast has been chosen!

    Today's the day! https://giphy.com/gifs/happy-gif-peach-starfish-nnFwGHgE4Mk5W/fullscreen The final cast has been chosen. Thank you to everyone who auditioned. Final cast: BRUCE ALI Ahrcéus BULL ROCCO ArcanePath DIABETES LEONARD AwpWilliams DREDERICK DEMENTIA Ramzey FIFTY BALLS BRENNAN nevernotninja FLUTTER TANG Offsite Actor OLD ROY PALMER MRIguyVoiceOver PORCELAIN JOHNNY Anthony Andres TOMMY MULLET RHNarrates DIRTY DON JUAN SeanMD REFEREE Anthony Andres RING ANNOUNCER KJ Stewart
  • Update TWO 11/11/22

    Moved deadline to the 19th.
  • Update 11/11/22

    Moved deadline up to the 15th of November.
  • Deadline Update 10/26/22

    Moved deadline up to the 12th of November.
  • Deadline Update 10/25/22

    Hello, everyone! I just want to let y'all know that the deadline has been pushed up to the 7th of November.
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Bruce Ali
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 30 USD
Role assigned to: Ahrcéus

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
- Bruce Ali is a boxer in the Dempsey's Gym in 2281.

- “Bruce Ali is the quickest bastard to ever step in the ring. In addition to the blinding speed, he has deceptive power and a decent chin. If you want a shot, you'll have to find a way to win.” ~ Boxing Organizer to the player

- “And in the southeast corner, the Redding Ravager, Bruce Ali!” ~ Ring Announcer

- He's 25-35 years old.

- Bruce Ali is a cross between Bruce Lee and Mohammed Ali. He should have an Asian-American voice similar to Bruce Lee, but with all the swagger of Mohammed Ali:

- VOICE SIGNATURE:

VOICE SIGNATURE 1
VOICE SIGNATURE 2

FULL PROFILE PIC

- LINES: 20

Language:
  • english
  • [You're taunting your opponent in the match]

    Damn, you’re ugly!

    I’m too quick for you!

    Are you a fighter, or some bum off the street!?

    WOOOOO! Think you can keep up with me?

    I’m going to float like a bloatfly, sting like a cazador!

  • [Your opponent gets a blow on you][You're unphased]

    Ha! You’re weak! Try harder!

    Come on! Give me all you got!

    [Your opponent gets a some really good blows on you][You're shocked]

    (Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Eyes widen) EUUAAAGH! Saw that... coming!

    (Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Eyes widen) UNNHH! HOW?! URRGHH! You’re... strong!

  • [Various combat grunts]

    (uppercut to opponent/kiai) HEE-YAAAA!

    (quick jab to opponent/kiai) WAAACHAAAAAAAAA!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Bull Rocco
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 30 USD
Role assigned to: Lorenzo Sabatini

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
- Bull Rocco is a boxer in the Dempsey's Gym in 2281.

- “I hope your cardio is squared away, because this next fucker will push you to the limit. You're fighting Bull Rocco, a sawed-off demon. He's got limited reach, bad footwork, and uneven power, but fucking hell does he have a chin, with stamina to boot.” ~ Boxing Organizer to the player

- “And in the southeast corner, the Freeside Freight Train, "Bull" Rocco!” ~ Ring Announcer

- He's 25-35 years old.

- Should sound more or less like Rocky Balboa: 

- VOICE SIGNATURE:

VOICE SIGNATURE 1
VOICE SIGNATURE 2

FULL PROFILE PIC

- LINES: 21

Language:
  • english
  • [You're taunting your opponent in the match][Do at least 5 of these lines]

    You’ve come a long way, kid, (Chuckles) but you’re going down.

    BRING IT!!!

    YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!?!!?

    YEAH? WHAT'CHU GOT?

    GIMME ALL YOU GOT!

    I'm gonna mess you up, kid!

    SAY GOODNIGHT, PAL!!!!

    I'm gonna drop you like a bad habit!

  • [Your opponent gets a blow on you][You're unphased]

    (Laughs) YOU AIN’T SO BAD!!!

    (Laughs) YOU’RE NOBODY, YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!

    [Your opponent gets a some really good blows on you][You're shocked]

    (Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Eyes widen) HUUNNHH!!!

    (Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Eyes widen) URGHH! I’m losing it! I’m hurting!

    (Pained)(Weary) AAGGHH! No, NO WAY am I goin’ down!

  • [Various combat grunts]

    (sharp, controlled exhalation/uppercut to opponent) HUUHH!

    (sharp, controlled exhalation/quick jab to opponent) OOOUUSS!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Diabetes Leonard
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 30 USD
Role assigned to: AwpWilliams

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
- Diabetes Leonard is a boxer in Dempsey's Gym in 2281.

- “You're facing Diabetes Leonard, a fast, polished fighter with good all-around ability. Watch for him to slip around and hit you outside your field of vision. He'll try to use his speed, so you might try tying him up in a corner.” ~ Boxing Organizer to the player

- “And in the southeast corner, "Terminal" Diabetes Leonard!” ~ Ring Announcer

- He's 25-35 years old.

- Should sound African-American and be a comical take on Sugar Ray Leonard. 

- VOICE SIGNATURE:

VOICE SIGNATURE 1

FULL PROFILE PIC

- LINES: 21

Language:
  • english
  • [You're taunting your opponent in the match][Do at least 5 of these lines]

    You should be grateful you even had a chance to step into the ring with me!

    You’ve come a long way, kid, (Chuckles) but you’re going down.

    READY FOR AN ASS WHOOPIN'?

    WHAT'CHU GOT, MOTHERFUCKER?

    I'MA WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOUR ASS!!!

    HOW YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?

    Oh, we're rollin' now!

    I'm gonna SMOKE ya boots!

    C’mon, let’s dance!

    HUUHH! LIGHTS OUT FOR YOU!

    SUGAAAAAAAAAAR RUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!!

  • [Your opponent gets a blow on you][You're unphased]

    (Laughs) HA! I DIDN’T EVEN FEEL A THING!!!

    (Laughs) YEAH! THAT ALL YOU GOT?

    [Your opponent gets a some really good blows on you][You're shocked]

    (Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Eyes widen) OOOUUFF!

    (Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Eyes widen) URGHH!!! I’ll get you for that!

    (Pained)(Weary) Oh, man! I'm feelin’ nauseous!

  • [Various combat grunts]

    (sharp, controlled exhalation/uppercut to opponent) HUUHH!

    (sharp, controlled exhalation/quick jab to opponent) OOOUUSS!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Drederick Dementia
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 30 USD
Role assigned to: Knossig

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
- Drederick Dementia is a boxer in Dempsey's Gym in 2281.

- “Drederick Dementia is your next opponent. He has one of the toughest chins in boxing history. He's also got the intellectual faculties of a squirrel. You might be thinking, "Squirrels, that's not too bad." Wrong. Squirrels can scurry up your pants and gnaw your dick off with their incisors. That's what Drederick is, a nasty little squirrel that won't go away.” ~ Boxing Organizer to the player

- “And in the southeast corner, the big fist, ... Drederick Dementia!” ~ Ring Announcer

- He's 40-45 years old.

- No specific sound signature, but he should sound a bit mental in the head, slimey, middle-aged, and like he’s drooling at the mouth.

FULL PROFILE PIC

- LINES: 21

Language:
  • english
  • [You're taunting your opponent in the match][Do at least 5 of these lines]

    You don’t want to fuck with a psychopath who knows ballet!

    I've come to do damage!

    Come on, hit me!

    I'm gonna CHOP you down!

    Ha! You ain't no fighter!

    Aww, {laughs}you gonna cry?

    I will DESTROY you!

    Get some, you little bitch!

    Wanna be my punching bag? (Sleazy laughter)

    I'll break that pretty face of yours!

    Go home, an' cry to your mama!

  • [Your opponent gets a blow on you][You're unphased]

    (Laughs) Oh, you're mad now, huh?

    (Laughs) Think you got skills, huh?

    [Your opponent gets a some really good blows on you][You're shocked]

    (Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Eyes widen) HUUNNHH!!!

    (Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Eyes widen) ARGH!!! YOU FUCK!!!

    (Pained)(Weary) UGH!!! I, uh, I just need to sit down for a second...

  • [Various combat grunts]

    (sharp, controlled exhalation/uppercut to opponent) RRRAAAGHH!

    (sharp, controlled exhalation/quick jab to opponent) HUUHH!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Fifty Balls Brennan
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 30 USD
Role assigned to: Paul Warren

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
- Fifty Balls Brennan is a boxer in Dempsey's Gym in 2281.

- “I hope you've invested in protection, because this cocksucker you're fighting is infamous for low blows. In fact, he's called Fifty Balls because... it's the first thing he hits. Besides the crotch shots, he can fight a little.” ~ Boxing Organizer to the player

- “And in the southeast corner, the terror of testicles, the smasher of scrotums, Fifty Balls Brennan!” ~ Ring Announcer

- He's 30-35 years old.

- Have him sound a bit “upper class” 1920s American. Well spoken, but not pretentious.

- VOICE SIGNATURE:

VOICE SIGNATURE 1

FULL PROFILE PIC

- LINES: 21

Language:
  • english
  • [You're taunting your opponent in the match][Do at least 5 of these lines]

    Let’s go!

    Eyes on the prize!

    You're an amateur!

    I'M JUST GETTING WARMED UP!!!

    Just me and you, kid!

    One punch is all it'll take!

    I'M GONNA SQUASH THEM BALLS OF YOURS!

    I’M ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR BALLS!!!

    YOU'RE NOT GONNA WIN THIS, KID!!!

  • [Your opponent gets a blow on you][You're unphased]

    (Laughs) HMPH! IS THAT IT?

    (Laughs) OOOUUFF! YOU CALL THAT A PUNCH?

    [Your opponent gets a some really good blows on you][You're shocked]

    (Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Eyes widen) UUNNHHH!

    (Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Eyes widen) WHAAAA-UHH! W-WHAT THE HELL WAS... THAT!?!?! URGHH! I’m losing it! I’m hurting!

    (Pained)(Weary) ARGHH!!! YOU'RE MAKIN' ME ANGRY!

  • [Various combat grunts]

    (sharp, controlled exhalation/uppercut to opponent) RRRAAAGHH!!!

    (sharp, controlled exhalation/quick jab to opponent) HUUHH!!!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Flutter Tang
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 30 USD
cast offsite

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
- Flutter Tang is a boxer in the Dempsey's Gym in 2281.

- “You'll be fighting Flutter Tang, who ain't exactly the biggest, but he's fast and he has a wicked hook. Best to keep your distance.” ~ Boxing Organizer to the player

- “And in the southeast corner, the Westside Wildman, the New Vegas Eviscerator... Flutter Tang!” ~ Ring Announcer

- He's 30-40 years old.

- Clubber Lang a.k.a. Mr T. African-American accent:

- VOICE SIGNATURE:

VOICE SIGNATURE 1
VOICE SIGNATURE 2

FULL PROFILE PIC

- LINES: 21

Language:
  • english
  • [You're taunting your opponent in the match][Do at least 5 of these lines]

    YOU'RE A FOOL TO STEP INTO THE RING WITH ME!!!

    YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A CHUMP!!!!

    You scared, huh? YOU SCARED?!?!?!

    I'M THE BEST! I'M THE BEST!!!

    C'mon and get it!

    I'M GONNA BUST YOU UP!!!

    (Laughs) Oh, I know you're scared!

  • [Your opponent gets a blow on you][You're unphased]

    HUUNNHH! (Laughs) YEAH, C’MON! GIVE IT TO ME!

    OOOUUFF! BRING IT TO ME, C’MON!

    [Your opponent gets a some really good blows on you][You're shocked]

    (Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Eyes widen) URGHH! OH, YOU AIN'T BEATIN' ME!

    (Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Eyes widen) WHAT THE?! NO-UHH! I REFUSE TO LOSE!

    (Pained)(Weary) OOORGH! YOU’RE MINE, FOOL!

  • [Various combat grunts]

    (sharp, controlled exhalation/uppercut to opponent) HAA-UGGGHH!

    (sharp, controlled exhalation/quick jab to opponent) HUUHH!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Old Roy Palmer
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 30 USD
cast offsite

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
- Old Roy Palmer is a boxer in the Dempsey's Gym in 2281.

- “Your opponent is Old Roy Palmer, who was a decent fighter back in his prime. Old bastard couldn't keep his wick dry, so now he's paying child support for a dozen different kids. Retirement is out of the question for him. He knows a few tricks, but nothing that should slow you down.” ~ Boxing Organizer to the player

- “And in the southeast corner, the graying grizzly, the senile serpent, Old Roy Palmer!” ~ Ring Announcer

- He's 45-50 years old.

- Honey Roy Palmer a.k.a. Louis Gossett Jr. African-American accent.

- VOICE SIGNATURE:

VOICE SIGNATURE 1
VOICE SIGNATURE 2

FULL PROFILE PIC

- LINES: 21

Language:
  • english
  • [You're taunting your opponent in the match]

    Let’s... GET IT!

    Alright, baby! C’MON!!!

    Baby, {dis} this *AIN’T* your day!

    Give it to me! C’MON!!!

    YOU'LL BE DEAD BEFORE THE ROUND'S OVER!!!

  • [Your opponent gets a blow on you][You're unphased]

    UHH! {DAT} THAT ALL YOU GOT?

    [Your opponent gets a some really good blows on you][You're shocked]

    (Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Eyes widen) EEEEUGHH!!! {GOD-DAYUM!} GODDAMN!!!

    (Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Eyes widen) Take it easy on my old ass, will ya?!!?!

    (Pained)(Weary) Oh, man! I’m gettin’ too old for {dis}this shit!

  • [Various combat grunts]

    (sharp, controlled exhalation/uppercut to opponent) HUUHH!

    (sharp, controlled exhalation/quick jab to opponent) OOOUUSS!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Porcelain Johnny
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 30 USD
Role assigned to: Anthony Andres

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
- Porcelain Johnny is a boxer in Dempsey's Gym in 2281.

- “You're fighting Porcelain Johnny, whose name is not ironic. He's a fucking weakling. If you can't beat him, you're lower than a tomato.” ~ Boxing Organizer to the player

- “And in the southeast corner, fresh from his stint in physical therapy, Porcelain Johnny!” ~ Ring Announcer

- He's 25-35 years old.

- Similar voice to Glass Joe from Punch Out! but with a Canadian accent. Should also be cowardly/weakling.

- VOICE SIGNATURE:

VOICE SIGNATURE 1

FULL PROFILE PIC

- LINES: 20

Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • canadian
  • [You're taunting your opponent in the match][Do at least 5 of these lines]

    Hello, hello! I am Porcelain Johnny! Ha-ha!

    (Desperate) Let me win. I’ve lost so many times I forgot how winning feels.

    My hands hurt, the boxing gloves are too tight.

    Can we make this quick?

    WATCH OUT FOR MY CHIN! DON'T HIT MY CHIN!

    (Trying to sound intimidating) I'M COMING AFTER YOU!

    (Trying to sound intimidating) DO YOU LIKE THAT? HA-HA!

  • [Your opponent gets a some really good blows on you][You're shocked]

    (Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Eyes widen) My doctor said that you are bad... for my health.

    (Pained)(Weary) Urrrgh! This is my last match! I'm no good at fighting!

  • [Various combat grunts]

    (sharp, controlled exhalation/uppercut to opponent) HUUHH!

    (sharp, controlled exhalation/quick jab to opponent) OOOUUSS!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Tommy Mullet
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 30 USD
Role assigned to: RHNarrates

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
- Tommy Mullet is a boxer in the Dempsey's Gym in 2281.

- “This next one might be the first real fighter that you've faced. Name is Tommy Mullet, a big, shitkicking country boy with a mean right hand.” ~ Boxing Organizer to the player

- “And in the southeast corner, the hillbilly hellraiser, the hick with the dick... Tommy Mullet!” ~ Ring Announcer

- He's 25-35 years old.

- Tommy Gunn (from Rocky V) a.k.a. Tommy Morrison:

- VOICE SIGNATURE:

VOICE SIGNATURE 1
VOICE SIGNATURE 2

FULL PROFILE PIC

- LINES: 21

Language:
  • english
  • [You're taunting your opponent in the match][Do at least 5 of these lines]

    (Cocky laugh) Ha-ha! Good thing for you the medical clinic is nearby!

    You ready for a beatin'?

    I'M COMIN' FOR YOU!!!

    I'LL BREAK YOU IN HALF!!!

    YOU AIN’T GOT NO CHANCE!!!

    OOOUUFF! LET’S GO, C’MON!

    This'll be over quick!

    I'M GONNA MESS YOU UP GOOOOD!

    I AIN’T NOBODY'S PUPPET! I DEMAND RES-PECT!

  • [Your opponent gets a blow on you][You're unphased]

    HUUNNHH! YOU THINK I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING?

    HUAGGH! SONNOVABITCH! YOU'RE GONNA PAY!

    [Your opponent gets a some really good blows on you][You're shocked]

    (Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Mad) AAHHHH! You're startin’ to piss me off!

    (Pained)(Weary) URGHH! I WANT MY MOMMA!

  • [Various combat grunts]

    (sharp, controlled exhalation/uppercut to opponenti) HUUHH!

    (sharp, controlled exhalation/quick jab to opponent) OOOUUSS!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Referee
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 30 USD
Role assigned to: Anthony Andres

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
- The referee is... well... a referee in Dempsey's Gym in 2281.

- Not much is known about this referee's past. All that is known about him is that he was hired to oversee/supervise the matches in the tournament.

- He likes his clean and not muddy - no dirty fighting. He is very ethical and cares about the code of professional boxing. He has a mean mouth, and is brutally honest to the contestants before the match begins.

- He's 45-55 years old.

- He should sound similar to Mills Lane, famous boxing referee.

- VOICE SIGNATURE:

VOICE SIGNATURE 1

FULL PROFILE PIC

- LINES: 23

Language:
  • english
  • [Both competitors are facing each other and are ready to fight][You're in between giving them rundown]

    Listen up! In this here ring, *I'M* THE KING! Do I make myself clear? I want a clean fight from the two of you. No punches below the belt. The winner is the one still standing at the end! Now, LET’S GET IT ON!

    [The bell rings][The fight is over][You make it loud and clear]

    THAT'S IT! THIS FIGHT IS OVER!!!

    IT'S OVER, IT'S OVER!!!

  • [You're overseeing the fight]

    HERE THEY GO!!!

    KEEP YOUR FISTS UP!!!

    THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!!!

    YEAH, COME ON! FIGHT!!!

  • [You get hit by one of the competitors][Whether it was by accident or on purpose, you don't take it very well]

    (Pained/wounded)(Annoyed) OW, GODAMMIT!

    (Pained/wounded)(Annoyed) HEEEEY! I’M THE REF, YOU ASSHOLE!

    (Pained/wounded)(Annoyed) AAAGGHHH! NOT ME, YOU JACKASS!!! HIT THE OTHER GUY!!!

    (Pained/wounded)(Annoyed) UUNNHH! I’M OKAY, I’M OKAY...

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Ring Announcer
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 30 USD
Role assigned to: KJ Stewart

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
- The Ring Announcer is a... *drum roll* ring announcer in Dempsey's Gym in 2281.

- Not much is known about the ring announcer, other than that he was hired to introduce competitors to the tournament's audience.

- He is very charismatic, and knows how to get the crowd's undivided attention. He is a man of few words, but the words he say gets the crowd pumping.

- He's 55-65 years old.

- Heavily inspired by famous ring announcer, Michael Buffer.

- VOICE SIGNATURE:

VOICE SIGNATURE 1
VOICE SIGNATURE 2

FULL PROFILE PIC 1
FULL PROFILE PIC 2

- LINES: 45

Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • male senior
  • [You're starting off your announcement with match's sponsorship]

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'D LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO TONIGHT'S EVENT, WHICH IS SPONSORED BY BILLY BOB'S MOON {protracted} PIEEEES! THIS WILL BE A FIGHT TO THE FINISH!

  • [You announce the first contestant]

    IN THE NORTHWEST CORNER, WE HAVE A RISING STAR IN THE NEW VEGAS BOXING SCENE... (protracted) RIIIIIIIIIIMJOOOOOOOOB!!!

    [You announce the second contestant]

    AND IN THE SOUTHEAST CORNER, THE TERROR OF TESTICLES, THE SMASHER OF SCROTUMS, (protracted) FIFTYYYY BAAAAAALLS BRENNAAAAAN!

    [Alternate line to the one above][You can do both, or one of them]

    AND IN THE SOUTHEAST CORNER, THE HILLBILLY HELLRAISER, THE– (Questions reading this) a-am I allowed to read this? Uh, okay... THE HICK WITH THE DICK... (protracted) TOMMYYYY MUUUULLEEEEEET!

  • [You announce the winner of the round]

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A WINNER, AND A NEW CHALLENGER FOR THE TITLE... (protracted) RIIIIIIIIIIMJOOOOOOOOB!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Dirty Don Juan
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 30 USD
Role assigned to: Sean MD

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
- Dirty Don Juan is a boxer in the Dempsey's Gym in 2281.

- “You'll be fighting Dirty Don Juan, a part-time raider and full-time chem addict. One match he was so high that he shit himself in the ring, smeared it all over his opponent in the clinch, ended up winning, the nasty fuck. He's not particularly skilled, but he is fast and crazy, and sometimes that's enough.” ~ Boxing Organizer to the player

- “And in the southeast corner, the fetid firecracker, the putrid pirate, Dirty Don Juan!” ~ Ring Announcer

- He's 25-35 years old.

- He should sound unhinged and feral. Like a raider. North American or a "Latino RP" accent. No other exceptions.

- VOICE SIGNATURE:

VOICE SIGNATURE 1
VOICE SIGNATURE 2
VOICE SIGNATURE 3

FULL PROFILE PIC

- LINES: 21

Language:
  • english
  • [You're taunting your opponent in the match][Do at least 5 of these lines]

    (Unhinged laughter) YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE IN A BODY BAG, BITCH!

    HAD ENOUGH?!!!?!?

    YOU AFRAID??!?!!?

    COME ON, CHICKEN SHIT!!!

    Say GOODNIGHT!!!

    I got a present for you!

    I’LL SHIT ON YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!

    I’M GONNA EAT YOU UP AND SHIT YOU OUT!!!

    You ain't nothin’. NOTHIN’!!!

  • [Your opponent gets a blow on you][You're unphased]

    (Laughs) HA!!! IS THAT IT??!?!?!

    [Your opponent gets a some really good blows on you][You're shocked]

    (Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Eyes widen) AAUGHH!!!

    (Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Eyes widen) ARRRGHHH!!! No way I’m losing this one!

    (Pained)(Weary) UGGHH, M-MAAAAAN... UNNHH!!!

  • [Various combat grunts]

    (sharp, controlled exhalation/uppercut to opponent) HUUHH!

    (sharp, controlled exhalation/quick jab to opponent) OOOUUSS!

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