The Revenge of DarkJustin: The Movie

DarkJustin, get this admin away from me!

At least he cares for me, unlike you. All you want to do is take innocent people who did nothing wrong, give them a ban, and throw them into Miiverse Prison.

DarkJustin! Help me!

DarkJustin? You got thrown into Miiverse Prison?

How the heck did you get in here? You're a good guy.

I feel you man, I feel ya... Believe it or not, but I was in the same situation as you.

S-Sure sir!

I am, too!

(Feels bothered/annoyed) Leave me alone, okay?

(Orders Trevor and Franklin) Alright, throw him in there!

Back to our hideout of course. Why?

(Commands) Tim, open the backdoors to the van, please.

(Sighs) Phil, could you open the doors, please?

Um… boss man, you know the guy we threw in the back of the van?

Well, that ban hammer effect wore out on him, and now he’s awake.

I think I heard someone rustling in the trees in that forest over there. I think that might be him.

(Sighs and gets mad) Would you calm down already? Geez, you’re like my girlfriend I had back then. She would always be paranoid about small things. I couldn’t stand her! And you’re just the male version of her.

We've been waiting for you…

You think you can stop us? I dare you to fight back you little wimp!

Good morning, Miiversians! I’m your one and only news reporter, Reporter Amy! Today, a citizen by the name of Plankton recently got banned and thrown into Miiverse Prison for calling someone silly out in public. He is banned for 2 months because of it.

(Creepy) Hi there.

(Feels DarkJustin’s hair) You have really soft hair.

What’s your name?

Hey! What are you two doing with that picture?

Wait a minute, are you DarkJustin from the Book of Miiversia!?

Oops, I forgot you were one of the heroes, too. Go ahead, gentlemen.

Hello there, chosen one.

I’m the Lord of the Miiverse Heavens, and I have been summoned because I seek that you need help with finding all of the admin valuables, as well as seeing your loved one, Rosalina.

(Questioned) Hey, aren’t you DarkJustin? The chosen one!?

(Shouts in excitement) Wait, let me get one of my friends! She has to see you!

(Surprised) Girl, you seeing what I’m seeing?

It sure is.

(Grabs and pinches DARKJUSTIN’s cheek) Anything for my little chosen one.

You found DarkJustin and Plankton? Where are they heading?

Alright, we’ll send some admins over to find them. And if neither one of them returns all the valuables they took in 24 hours, we will get them back and they’ll be in Miiverse Prison for the rest of their lives. Thank you very much for finding them.

(Shouts) Hey! What are you doing to that trophy? You better put it down right now!

Nice try, buddy. I heard that line 420 times.

(Looks forward with eyes slightly closed) Wait a minute, you’re DarkJustin from that book, aren’t you?

Excuse me, where are you going with that trophy?

But you have to- Ah, man! Well, those two are going to meet some admins.

(Lowers voice) I don’t know… (Pats ROSALINA) I don’t know. (Returns to normal voice) But we’ll see how he is doing once we get to the hospital.

‘Ello, I’m Dr. Post.

Well, according to some tests we did, DarkJustin had all of his systems in his body shocked from all of that energy he consumed. He has a lot of trouble breathing, and his heart and lungs are barely active.

DarkJustin’s chances of survival are extremely unlikely… I think this is the only time you have to say your final words to him… I’ll leave you and Plankton in peace…

Hello! What are you two gentlemen- (Pauses) Hey, aren’t you DarkJustin and Plankton? From the Book of Miiversia?

Are you sure you guys are? Some people in Miiverse can impersonate others, or just do cosplay. (Checks to see if DARKJUSTIN or PLANKTON was cosplaying)

Well, it seems like you two are actually the real heroes. Follow me! Your admission is on me, by the way.

Don’t waste your breath; he won’t be able to save you. This void can suck us in faster than him since we’re closer to it. That buffoon is wasting his time.

Oh please, you couldn’t even catch us even if you were fast as that blue hedgehog everyone talks about.

It looks like I can’t, because we’re going in! Say goodbye to the lady!

Say Jim, where are we supposed to take this chick at?

Just curious, that's all.

Why can’t Phil do it? He’s not helping out with carrying her. He’s too much of a coward to carry people.

(Shouts) RUNAWAY PRISONERS! I repeat, we have two prisoners escaping! One tall black hair individual, and a tiny organism!

Well, welcome to your new home. I better not see both of you escaping again. Understand?

(Whispers) Ben! We’re not supposed to let the prisoners know about that. That book holds all of our secrets. If one of them got a hold of it, we would be done for.

Say chief, is it a good thing they don’t know about the Book of Miiversia-?

(Whispers) Sorry…

We are gather here today on this happy and joyous occasion, to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.

ADMIN PHIL, do you take this woman to be your lovely wedded wife? To love each other for as long as both of you shall live?

(Commands) You there, on the motorcycle! Pull over immediately!

This is your final warning! Pull over, or we’ll shoot your tires out!