The Muppet Cypher (Cover)
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Hello! it's me chain again, I've been a huge fan of The Muppets and once I seen this come out I knew I had to do a cover on it (I've been doing a lot of fan cypher lol)
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- male adult
No sesame! This frog ain't one for the kids Talk to Goggles and Croaker, it's water under the bridge
Coppers always act disturbed by Kermie coming up big Every cuffing season I got trouble with pigs
I've been hip-hoppin' since my days in the swamp
- male adult
- raspy english
Back up the forklift, unload the crate
Give a round of applause for Gonzo the Great
I know most folk don't want smoke today But my flow's explosive, so bombs away!
- male teen
You can leave it to me to put the rat in the race
I'm in it for the cheese like I'm trapped in a maze
Got anything to eat? I'll be snackin' all day
- male teen
Scoot over! This Muppet's here to show the ropes
My uncle runs the theater, but I stole the show
While not quite the puppeteer, I am the gofer, so When it's time to bust some lyrics, then I gofer flow
- male adult
Lemme get the crowd warmed up 'til they hem and they haw
Think it's all dried up? I could get a guffaw
Can't nobody rope the dope, I flow control and I host the show 'Til they know fo sho I got jokes, yo
(you will also do beaker)
- nerdy
- male adult
We're Muppet Labs, and we came to say
"This is where the future's being made today!"
Oh dear, you can hear that my rhymes are rather tragic
- male teen
- male adult
Smoke kief with the show's chief, I'm the brainstem
Most peeps don't got soul beats payin' their bills
Tones deep through my nose, breathin' the mayhem Cold beast with the gold teeth, call me Bear Grylls
- male adult
That mad mutt Muppet, you must muffle and muzzle him
Flow is so dirty, there's much mud and muck muddled in
Tatty and unkempt, so actually the main G
(If you want you can also do the growling at the start)
- male adult
Yeah, let me kick it back a couple decades and be frank for a sec'
I'm the baddest beast to bring a beat and bang on a set
Who's the maddest of the band? I think you'll hazard a guess
(if you can't do a miss piggy accent it's fine)
- female adult
Make way for moi! Everywhere I go, I leave you in awe
Yeah, I'm the pink diva with the mean chutzpah
High class, en masse, hold the hem and haw
- male adult
Hrmph! Look at all this nonsense around me
The lack of decency and integrity is astounding!
This cypher has gotten out of control These misfit degenerate freaks have got to go
- male adult
Okay? Now listen what I gotta say
Watch me tippy-toe on stage as I do ballet
Dwayne Swanson look-alike, you won't believe that this prawn actually fried your rice
- male adult
A fish is a normal fish if it lives and it swims in a pond or crick
And it doesn't exist as a fried dish served with chips
And it's also not a boomerang fish!
YOU GOTTA SAY IT LIKE HOW IT IS IN THE VIDEO
- male adult
Time to make way for one flavorsome Scandinavian
Toss your pots across the shot and get your aprons
Handy Scandi antipasti vigilante in the pantry
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