TADC fan-made podcast

*some hope/frantic* "Wait, wait. Was that an exit door I saw out there? Is that a way to leave?"

*Hopeful/comforting.* "Well...you don't have to be. The- The Circus- th- the place I'm from? Well, I- I'm originally from somewhere else. But...if it has to be my home.....maybe it can be yours, too. The people there are...interesting...at the very least. Maybe you......could be somebody real there."

"WHAT THE F-Wacky Bleep IS GOING ON?!? Wha-?"

"Everything's gonna be okay new stuff. We've all been through this."

You start to lose sight of who you are, and why you're even alive, and when you reach your breaking point, something REALLY TERRIBLE can happen…" *Slowly insane tone*

"Oh, that's just one of Caine's little adventures. They're just something fun to do to, you know, Prevent us from going insane."

"Welcome to The Amazing Digital Circus! My name is Caine, I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, MIND BENDING paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon!"

"Now, ladies and gentlemen, Pomni here is gonna perform something you've never seen before!"

"Now now now, my dear, we can't have any of that foul language around here. The Amazing Digital Circus is a place to be enjoyed by all ages. You, my friend, have stumbled into an incredible world of wonders, where anything can happen! ...Except for swearing."

"Shut up Jax, but yeah, he's right. Welcome to your new home. And your new body."

"Man, I can't believe Kaufmo just gave up like that. I mean, no offense Kinger, but I always thought you would be next."

*Sighs* Speak for yourself. If anyone needs me, then F- off. ...Oh god OH GEEZ NO-"

"They broke my comedy mask. (Sobs)"

"We saw a Gloink carry one of Zooble's pieces down there, remember?"

"I feel like that'd violate some kind of convention."

"Caine, is this one of your NPCs or is this a new sucker? 'Cause if it's a new character, we're gonna have to re-do this whole theme song!"

"Oh, I've been lookin' for this! Thanks for keeping an eye on it Kaufy. I'm gonna head out, see ya."

"Whaaaaat, it could be a completely unrelated question. You'll never know until it's too late."

"Huh, did someone say something about an insect collection?"

"Kind of like you Pomni, you might be going insane too."

"It's a lot for anybody to go through. Don't take it too personally. I remember how long it took for you to adjust."