Blood Gulch Gaming (RvB VAs needed)

Project Overview

Hello, there simulation trooper! It's Super Colonel Sarge here for a little bit of a report! Now! I'm gonna drop some red hot knowledge on you! I'm making an online gaming segment on the KanalithViper channel (contractually obligated to say the channel name 3 times) and I need more men! Currently, we have myself, Agent Carolina, Caboose, Church, Donut, Sister and... Grif... I don't know why... But yeah. We still need more men! And a girl. We need ourselves Simmons, Tucker, Agent Washington, and that purple guy... Doc? Yeah that's his name. We're going to be playing a variety of games such as Call of Duty (BOs franchise, WW2 and MW2), Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead, Brawlhalla, SCP Labs, Payday, Garrys Mod, Doom 2016, Don't Starve Together, Deceit, No More Room in Hell and Counter-Strike! All the war games possible! It's gonna be fun! We're going to kick ass and take names! Now! Who's with me!

Side note. (Kanalith Kanalith) Finished my contractual obligation

Love, Sarge.

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Video Editor
Video Editor
Video editor
open
Unpaid

We need a cool dude to edit together some of our cool videos! Give subtitles and do cool stuff to the video! Do some pizzazz!

  • Say something you think would fit

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Lavernius Tucker
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

The sarcastic, immature, self-proclaimed ladies man of the Blue team who makes tones of sexual jokes. I'm pretty sure he has a son named Junior who's an alien... I can't make this up. I think he's either aqua or teal... or maybe aquamarine? Blueish green? TURQUOISE? He loves using his sword and is pretty good at tactics.

  • You killed Church, you team killing Fucktard!

  • yeah, well I fucked your sister.

  • Bow chika bow wow!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Agent Washington
open
Unpaid

Wash is the somewhat cynical, obedient freelancer who would occasionally crack some jokes. He tries to keep the blues in line as their new defacto leader but is somewhat protective of them. He is very good at tactics and uses a rifle and pistol.

  • I see. That's valuable information. I will take that information, and I will keep it in a special folder marked secret. Everyone knows that is the best security there is.


  • Don't tell anyone I told you that or else everyone will die and the world will explode and everyone will die. These orders came from the president himself.(edited)


  • I would like to think that's because I present myself in a very clear and consistent manner. Now if you will excuse me, I need to scare some people who are just trying to help me, and then go fight monsters and robots from the future. Freelancer power, activate!


Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Frank "Doc" Dufresne / O'Malley
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Lance Colburn

Doc is a non-competitive pacifist who isn't on either side who is possessed by O'Malley, a Freelancer AI who is the embodiment of wrath and vengeance. We forget about him a lot of the time... I actually almost forgot about him while writing this. He's not actually that good at medicine, he used aloe vera to help with a shot off pinky toe. He's also the fastest of us as he took track before, he's also admittedly pretty clever. Also weirdly enough he has the highest kill count. He uses an alien pistol.

  • Doc: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this.O'Mally: I agree, except replace the word "non" with "extremely", and after the word "violent", include the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire"!

  • Hey, we should start a neighborhood association. It's just like a government but run by housewives and old people. So it's a lot more efficient at controlling your lives.

  • O'Malley: I will rip out their guts and feast on their entrails!Doc: But I'm a vegetarian!O'Malley: I will devour their hearts and crap out their souls! They will all taste oblivion! Which tastes just like Red Bull... which is disgusting.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Lopez la Pesado
open
Unpaid

Ah Lopez. My trusted Spanish speaking robot companion that nobody understands... nor cares to. He's a good mechanic, a competent soldier and only speaks in Spanish. He normally insults everyone behind their backs in Spanish which nobody understands and misinterprets. He typically uses a battle rifle and pistol.

PLEASE NOTE YOU MUST BE FULLY FLUENT IN SPANISH TO APPLY FOR THIS!

  • Entonces la décial, "Tu nos pesos más, yo peso más." Entonces pusieronamos de notros cuerpos sobre la escala y fue determinado que tenía el peso más grande. Después de eso me llamaran Lopez la Pesado.

  • OH MIERDA, ES BILINGUE. POR FAVOR NO ME MATES

  • Lo digo en serio. Quiero morirme.

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