The Tale of Shining Armor Sparkle
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Shining Armor wakes up on the day of his promotion to captain of the royal guard, the day that Twilight is to be sent to Ponyville to prepare for the Summer Sun Celebration. Everything is normal. Everything is fine. Nothing confusing or otherworldly going on at all, nope, none. Why does it take a second for ponies who remember who he is?
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Captain of Princess Cadence's bodyguard retinue, an Officer and a Gentlecolt, Twilight Sparkle's BBBFF, Adorkable at times but serious when he has to be, Shining Armor is of course, the protagonist of the story which is told from his perspective.
This wasn't to say I can't hit the broad side of a barn. The problem was, I can and I did. And our archery range was three miles from the farm I hit.
Why am I even here? If that calendar's correct, I'm not supposed to be born for 11 months after this! Wait 11 Months after this! Wait...11 months? OH NOOOOOOOOO!
I never thought having to fight a cyborg Diamond Dog would be a relief...or that I'd have to fight one period! Why is that even a thing?! OH CELESTIA! IT HAS A CHAINSAW! It's cutting through my riot shield with a bucking CHAINSAW that popped out of its back! Who equips a cyborg diamond dog with a chainsaw?!
a kind and caring soul who goes out of her way to help those in need around her as best she can. She can have a playful and teasing streak at times, but she does know when to be serious and formal.
That's what I adore about you, Shining. You're one of the few ponies I'm one-hundred-percent sure likes me for who I am. And then you turn around and call yourself an 'acceptable loss!'
*sing*
Equestria's Biggest Jerk
Oh, er, Twilight Sparkle?! I was mistaking her for…Twilight…Sharkle. A different pony entirely! Miss Sparkle is a unicorn whilst Miss Sharkle is a…shark…I mean Pegasus! Twilight Sparkle is a fine young mare, very attractive and…No, no, not attractive! I mean she is but she is not my type and, I mean, er…I think i left the toaster on in my haste to leave the shower! Good day, Captain!
Shining's Number Two and closest friend. A Manehattanite Pegasus who has talents with thunder and lightning, as well as a weakness for the wingspans of pretty ladies. And flanks. And pretty ladies in general really. Nonetheless, he is a competent and dedicated NCO.
Guitar Solos. Chicks dig guitar solos.
Oh. Sorry, I thought you said Gundette. That griffin pilot on Enterprise. She's the kind of griffin that makes you know where hippogriffs come from...
Oh, that one's easy, Fleetfoot is the fastest, Rapidfire has the best endurance, Soarin's the best jack-of-all-trades, but Spitfire has the best flank....
Ellis is the Demolition expert of misfit actual and a member of the apple family
When life gives ya lemons, don't throw 'em back, and don't try to burn life's house down with a combustible lemon. Ya'll be left with nothin' except yer pride, which ya can't eat. Or ya'll be hated by everypony who actually LIKES lemons.
A Manecunian Pegasus with a love of bad jokes, Running Gag is the youngest member of Misfit Actual. The others may cringe at his jokes, but he remains a vital part of the team serving as their translator.
Alright, first part of our stratagem, you all get some brooms and dust bins, and I drop this really big mountain on top of them. Second part, we all go out for tacos. Third, you chip in to pay my tab. Fourth...
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The Defacto leader of the Hooviet Empire and main antagonist of the series. Makarov is an arrogant, manipulative sadist with an ego as massive as the empire he controls. The world may not revolve around him but he will stop at nothing to ensure that it does in every sense of the phrase.
I am the main character of this story! Everything has been built up to be about me! Behold My greatness! I am the knight of the greater good! I am he who shall break the world and it bend it to my idea. Through endless toil and strife I have climbed to the top of my class, I've fought, and kept on fighting! I am the Cervicorn! I am how the world shall change! I will be the one to teach them how blind and arrogant they've been! All will love my rightfully earned greatness unlike the Alicorns who had everything handed to them! GLORY TO FATHER DEER! GLORY TO THE HOOVIET EMPIRE! GLORY TO ME!
A mysterious creature that serves as a guardian of the time line. The Wolf stalks shining throughout the story seeing him as an anomaly and will stop at nothing to erase all traces of our hero.
...disruptioN ...anomalY
.nonE escapE thE wolF alL beforE yoU havE vanisheD
.inconsistencieS musT bE eraseD .ordeR musT bE restoreD
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