This project is a comic fandub of the Scott Pilgrim novels written by Bryan O'Malley and produced by Oni Press. This is merely a fan project and it will take all help needed.
VV TEASER VV
So I have some upsetting news, I have decided to move onto other projects, as well as the VA for Ramona Flowers not wanting to work on this due too personal issues. So I am sad to announce that this project could be cancelled. I say could be, because if anyone wants to take care of this project. If nobody wants to take control of this project, than the whole project is cancelled. I am so sorry to tell you the news. I hope you understand
-Josh
First of Ramona's evil exes, a bollywood man with mystical powers
Didn't you get my email explaining the situation?
I've never even kissed a guy before
Scott's current girlfriend
What kind of tea do you want? (pause) We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... earl grey.
Guess who's drunk! (Pause) You guess right!
Cares about the band more than he cares about Scott
Oh God!... oh man! This is a nightmare! Is this a nightmare? Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up...! (Pause) We were just on stage for sound check, and the sound guy hated us!
The fourth evil ex, I guess you can say she's goth, and she is lesbian
Every Pilgrim reaches the end of it's journey... some sooner than others.
One of Scott's exes, drummer of Sex Bob-Omb and very sarcastic
Scott Pilgrim, you're the salt of the earth. (Pause) I meant "scum" of the earth.
Wow, ummm... Zelda... Tetris... that's a kind of big question.
The fifth and six exes of Ramona, sinister, smart and Japanese (who speak English)
Ken: You think she'd do this for you
Kyle: I wager she's packing her bags right now
Scott's younger sister, need I say more?
Next time, we don't date the girl with eleven evil ex-boyfrineds. (Pause) Oh, well, that's not that bad
One of Scott's biggest ex who is dating Ramona's third ex, Todd
Basically, you can't win this fight, so you better give up on this girl, 'cause Todd's gonna kill you.
Second of Ramona's evil exes, a Hollywood superstar and a skating icon
Somebody bring me my board! (Pause) Why wouldn't you be?
The third of Ramona's evil exes, dating one of Scott's exes, bass player of Clash at Demonhead and also a vegan
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. (Pause) Because you'll be dusted by Monday... because you'll be pulverised in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts. (Pause) 'Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, Right?
Gideon Graves, the seventh and the most sinister of the evil exes. Manipulative and an asshat
Well, if my cathedral of cutting-edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises... and a fast entrance into hell!
The titular character
When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of the time.
So, what can I *censored* get you? (Pause) They're called jobs, something a *censored* ball like you wouldn't know anything about. And by the way, I can't *censored* believe you asked Ramona out after I specifically told you not to *censored* do that! (Pause) Never*censored* mind how I'm doing it!
