Ron and Rand audio sitcom

Now you listen here, I won't have you cutting my lawn, raking my leaves, or cleaning up my dog's shit like I'm some kind of un-abled body. I'm an American damn it. 

Hey, listen, I just killed Betsy here, and well,  father just didn't leave me anything freezer space. So here I am with a plump cow, but no where to put the beautiful girl.  You mind if I just store her for a bit in your freezer? 

Father, I will filibuster the hell out of this! Mark my words.  I have my Ayn Rand collection of books......hey...Rand....we share a name. Well isn't that manifest destiny. 

Now son, we both know we both don't agree with the government telling us how to build our homes.  You'll have to take the stairs like everyone else.

Listen son, Clint Eastwood is coming over tonight, and well, it's our 3rd....intellectual discussion.  I'm going to need you to be somewhere else tonight.  Oh, and do you have an extra chair by chance? 

Fauci is all over the media, serving up outright falsehoods to stir up even more panic. He testified to Congress that the death rate for the coronavirus is ten times that of the seasonal flu, a claim without any scientific basis,” Paul wrote. “Over what? A virus that has thus far killed just over 5,000 worldwide and less than 100 in the United States?