Ritz Cracker Commercial

Ritz Cracker Commercial

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Class Project: *This is the full final script for an idea of what tone it sets*









Ritz: 15 second ad #1



ANNOUNCER: 'Sup 90s kids! Did you know that every time you eat a Ritz cracker, another one of your favorite boy bands gets back together?






SFX: CRUNCH OF A RITZ CRACKER



MUSIC/SFX: “BYE BYE BYE” SONG FADE INTO AUTOTUNE SONG






ANNOUNCER: Okay.. maybe it won’t bring them back, but the timeless taste of Ritz will remind you of a time before autotune. Ritz brings you back. Remember with Ritz.










Ritz: 15 second ad #2



ANNOUNCER: Yo 90s kids!  Did you know that every time you eat a Ritz cracker, you’ll receive an aol from your crush asking you to prom?






SFX: CRUNCH OF A RITZ CRACKER



SFX: AOL NOTIFICATION SOUND FADE INTO UGLY ALARM NOISE






ANNOUNCER:  Turns out… it was a notification for your bills, but the timeless taste of Ritz will get you through. Ritz brings you back. Remember with Ritz.










Ritz: 15 second ad #3



ANNOUNCER: Hey 90s kids!  Did you know that every time you eat a Ritz cracker, the old flare jeans you can’t give up will make you look cool again?






SFX: CRUNCH OF A RITZ CRACKER



SFX: CAT CALL FADES INTO SOUND OF CROWD DISGUSTED






ANNOUNCER:  Well… you might not look the coolest, but the timeless taste of Ritz will sure make you feel cool. Ritz brings you back. Remember with Ritz.





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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Excited Announcer
open
Unpaid

This commercial is meant to be a nostalgic commercial for 90's kids. The first part introduces a throwback memory as a result of eating a Ritz, so it should be read excitedly. The second part is a crash back to reality, but meant to point out that Ritz will always be timeless and is there to remember your childhood.

  • Hey 90s kids! Did you know that every time you eat a Ritz cracker, another one of your favorite boy bands gets back together? (pause for sfx) Okay.. maybe it won’t bring them back, but the timeless taste of Ritz will remind you of a time before autotune. Ritz brings you back. Remember with Ritz.

  • Hey 90s kids!  Did you know that every time you eat a Ritz cracker, you’ll receive an aol from your crush asking you to prom? (pause for sfx) Turns out… it was a notification for your bills, but the timeless taste of Ritz will get you through. Ritz brings you back. Remember with Ritz.

  • Hey 90s kids!  Did you know that every time you eat a Ritz cracker, the old flare jeans you can’t give up will make you look cool again? (pause for sfx) Well… you might not look the coolest, but the timeless taste of Ritz will sure make you feel cool. Ritz brings you back. Remember with Ritz.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Young Adult Remembering 90s
open
Unpaid

This commercial is meant to be a nostalgic commercial for 90's kids, and should be read as if actor is one themself. The first part introduces a throwback memory as a result of eating a Ritz, so it should be read excitedly. The second part is a crash back to reality, but meant to point out that Ritz will always be timeless and is there to remember your childhood.

  • Hey 90s kids! Did you know that every time you eat a Ritz cracker, another one of your favorite boy bands gets back together? (pause for sfx) Okay.. maybe it won’t bring them back, but the timeless taste of Ritz will remind you of a time before autotune. Ritz brings you back. Remember with Ritz.

  • Hey 90s kids!  Did you know that every time you eat a Ritz cracker, you’ll receive an aol from your crush asking you to prom? (pause for sfx) Turns out… it was a notification for your bills, but the timeless taste of Ritz will get you through. Ritz brings you back. Remember with Ritz.

  • Hey 90s kids!  Did you know that every time you eat a Ritz cracker, the old flare jeans you can’t give up will make you look cool again? (pause for sfx) Well… you might not look the coolest, but the timeless taste of Ritz will sure make you feel cool. Ritz brings you back. Remember with Ritz.

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