Rick and Morty Do Equestria
Project Overview
After discovering the wickedly hilarious "Rick and Morty Do Equestria" fanfiction, I knew it deserved a proper reading with proper voices. So help me out here, already!
I'd prefer to have actors who are already familiar with the characters and their speech patterns in order to make it more authentic. A lot of humor in this story comes from how genuine the dialogue is to both shows.
Original story: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/333231/rick-and-morty-do-equestria
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Typical "Valley Girl" teenage girl speech pattern.
"Would you two stop yelling so much?! I'm trying to do homework!"
"Oh my God, both of you shut the hell up!"
High-pitched, hyperactive young mare with a childlike demeanor. Speaks very fast.
"Hiya! Welcome to Sugarcube Corner!"
"Okie-dokie-lokie!"
"Coming right up, Mister Strange Creature!"
Paranoid, stammering teenager. Dumb as a hammer and incapable of standing up for himself.
"Aw geeze, Rick..."
"Shut up, okay?! You're not the one who got stung by a, lion, scorpion, bat thing!"
"You made me perform a sexual act just so you could earn money! You- You literally whored me out, Rick!"
Gentle, motherly tone. Very patient but not without a definite air of authority.
"Cancel the rest of day court, and awaken my sister at once and tell her to meet me here. Tell her it's urgent."
"Luna... He has returned."
"I am sorry, Twilight, but... well, you understand, do you not?"
Tomboyish pegasus with a raspy voice and slightly arrogant personality.
"Never fear! Your friendly neighborhood Rainbow Dash is here!"
"It needs to be about 20% cooler."
Authoritative and slightly old-fashioned. Also with a maternal quality to it, but less so than Princess Celestia.
"Sister, what, pray tell, is the problem?"
"Huzzah! The fun hath been doubled!"
Confident, intelligent young woman (or mare). Has a tendency to sound slightly hysterical when excited.
"Dear Princess Celestia..."
"What the everloving hay is going on?!"
"This is MY book! And I'm gonna READ IT!"
(Apologies, but my wife absolutely DEMANDS I play Rick in this. You guys all did a great job though, and I appreciate your efforts.)
"Yeah, well, here's a rebuttal: I don't give a f-(belching)-uuuuuck."
"As strange as it sounds, I need your horn juice as an ingredient for something I'm making for my own dimension! It's urp like a, uh, super drug or something. Listen to me, Dwight, people will die if I can't make the, uh, thing! With your horn juice, Dwight!"
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!"